What are you doing right now?

[Umaril Has Returned]

Relaxing after a nice, hearty poop.

What a crappy way to spend time 

[Javakoala]

Considering getting rid of all my worldly possessions and joining a kibbutz. Unfortunately, I'm not Jewish.

At the same time, I'm also considering going downstairs, grabbing up the yelping mutt that isn't supposed to be in the building and beating its owners to death with it, thus I would remove the entire problem as well as get a dandy workout.

[Flangepart]

And if the creature flies apart before you're done?

[Javakoala]

And if the creature flies apart before you're done?

I still have my Buford Pusser Memorial Splitting Maul Handle. It would be good to break that sucker in.

[Flangepart]

And if the creature flies apart before you're done?

I still have my Buford Pusser Memorial Splitting Maul Handle. It would be good to break that sucker in.

Tie the beastie on good and tight first.

[Javakoala]

And if the creature flies apart before you're done?

I still have my Buford Pusser Memorial Splitting Maul Handle. It would be good to break that sucker in.

Tie the beastie on good and tight first.

I like where you are going with this. 

[tracy]

Just killing time until the new job starts in January....house cleaning and walking since we have no car right now.

[Trevor]

Just killing time until the new job starts in January....house cleaning and walking since we have no car right now.

I was wondering how things were going with you and Brother Alan. 

[Leah]

trying to wake up with my can of Monster Rehab, it's not working.

[tracy]

Just killing time until the new job starts in January....house cleaning and walking since we have no car right now.

I was wondering how things were going with you and Brother Alan. 

Oh,up and down financially but there's light on the horizon....thanks for caring.

[Trevor]

Laughing: we are getting the so-called 'quota quicky' films from 1985 - 1991 ready for a big digitization drive and one of the titles is - I kid you not - SLOW VS. BONER.  

Just a word of warning: whatever you do, don't Google that title. 

[Flangepart]

Looking forward to Thanksgiving tomorrow.
Food, friends, and keeping the two separate.

May your leftovers be better than you remember them!

[Jack]

I was flapping the wings on our turkey to see if I could get him airborne, but then I realized these things can't fly in the first place so that was kind of silly of me.

[dean]

Laughing: we are getting the so-called 'quota quicky' films from 1985 - 1991 ready for a big digitization drive and one of the titles is - I kid you not - SLOW VS. BONER.  

Just a word of warning: whatever you do, don't Google that title. 

I tried but could only find other silly things like this on yahoo questions:

Do all guys get boners from slow dancing with a girl?

Im a girl and was slow dancing with a guy (not grinding) and he started blushing. And I thought that was adorable. Then, when I glanced down, his captain was saluting. Is this normal. Plus he was taller than me and I wasn't sure if he was glancing down my dress or what (I wasn't dressed provocatively)

[Trevor]

Laughing: we are getting the so-called 'quota quicky' films from 1985 - 1991 ready for a big digitization drive and one of the titles is - I kid you not - SLOW VS. BONER.  

Just a word of warning: whatever you do, don't Google that title. 

I tried but could only find other silly things like this on yahoo questions:

Do all guys get boners from slow dancing with a girl?

Im a girl and was slow dancing with a guy (not grinding) and he started blushing. And I thought that was adorable. Then, when I glanced down, his captain was saluting. Is this normal. Plus he was taller than me and I wasn't sure if he was glancing down my dress or what (I wasn't dressed provocatively)

That title isn't so bad: behold the 'glory' that is Umfana We Karate: the shoddy SA version of The Karate Kid.