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B-MOVIE PITCHES PART DEUX!!!

Started by Flick James, March 22, 2010, 02:08:23 PM

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Flick James

Okay. It looks like I didn't give enough time to pitches before putting the poll up. I locked voting and the poll is now dead. Please use this thread to continue any more pitches. Remember the guidelines: try to make it a 25-words-or-less pitch but if it runs a little over that's okay. Fine to include taglines and titles, but only titles (if provided) will be included with the pitch.

I HAVE ALL PITCHES FROM THE ORIGINAL PITCH THREAD SAVED, SO THERE IS NO NEED TO REPEAT YOUR PITCH.

It was also brought up that perhaps an anthology was the way to go. I thought that was a great idea. Let's just put that as a possibility for now. We'll get the top pitches selected first, then discuss the anthology angle, as some pitches work well as standalone films and some work better as a shorter piece.

So, I'm going to put up a new poll one week from today, so you all have a full week to make any more offerings.

Happy pitching!
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JaseSF

Set in the 1930s, A team of explorers in the uncharted regions of Earth stumble across an hidden oasis filled with Amazonian beauties, a paradise except it's sometimes terrorized by a giant house cat.  :buggedout: :bouncegiggle:
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

jimmybob

A young man buys a tuba from a strange second hand store, and it turns out the tuba is POSSESSED BY AN EVIL DEMON !

could have a great scene where a drunk friend is trying the tuba and gets EATEN ALIVE

-Jimmybob

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jimmybob


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JaseSF

A man, obsessed with destroying the Wendigo, attempts to seek it out. Everyone else thinks he's crazy, especially as he himself starts to take on a more nightmarish appearance.
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Berko

I just want to remind people of the lack of funds. Try to keep the budget in mind.

Chainsawmidget

A group checks into a horror themed hotel called "Hotel Frankenstein" and starts disappearing one by one.  Turns out it's not just a name, The real Frankenstein's monster is secretly running the place.  You see, not even his reanimated body parts least forever and he needs donors for some transplants. 

If you want to expand it further, he's also been trying to recreate his "father's" experiments to make himself a mate, and after all this time still hasn't managed to figure out the exact process yet. 

feiyen

A delusional mad man dresses up as a super hero and kills people with bad dialogue ..uhum I mean his gadgets.

Let your imaginations run wild!
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Skull

Pitch

Teen creates a ray-gun that can turn matter into cartoons; he got the info from a "Demonic" website.

Flick James

Please do your best to respect the ernest attempt here and keep in mind budget. I can't prevent anyone from making joke pitches, but please do your best to refrain. I am going to poll for EVERYTHING that is posted, unless it goes too far beyond 25 words.
I don't always talk about bad movies, but when I do, I prefer badmovies.org

feiyen

Pitch
Group of people go to a lodge for a trip and one by one they start turning up undead. The mystery is who among them is turning them into zombies.

Sorta like dracula only its a zombie turning ppl into zombies, he must feed on them or he start reverting back into a mindless zombie.
Me and my partners comics
http://www.eyeshock.com

JaseSF

I think for the ones I suggested, use an ordinary housecat for the first one (and maybe superimpose the image - not sure how costly that is, granted the Amazon women would probably be pricey unless you could get volunteers) and to save money on the second you needn't ever actually show the Wendigo only show shadows and use strange animal sounds...and just apply a bit of make-up to the guy going crazy and turning into what he hates most.

Anyways here goes another one:

A ray machine sends a group of unlikely teen heroes into the past where they meet up with and react to PD stock footage.  :buggedout: :bouncegiggle:
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Flick James

Quote from: xJaseSFx on March 23, 2010, 04:25:45 PM
I think for the ones I suggested, use an ordinary housecat for the first one (and maybe superimpose the image - not sure how costly that is, granted the Amazon women would probably be pricey unless you could get volunteers) and to save money on the second you needn't ever actually show the Wendigo only show shadows and use strange animal sounds...and just apply a bit of make-up to the guy going crazy and turning into what he hates most.

Anyways here goes another one:

A ray machine sends a group of unlikely teen heroes into the past where they meet up with and react to PD stock footage.  :buggedout: :bouncegiggle:

I'm probably missing something that should be painfully obvious, but what is PD? Please clarify for the pitch. However, just the stock footage thing alone is not a bad idea.
I don't always talk about bad movies, but when I do, I prefer badmovies.org

Leah

Pitch

A motorcycle gang fights the Devil and his minions
yeah no.

Skull

Quote from: Bull on March 23, 2010, 04:49:11 PM
Pitch

A motorcycle gang fights the Devil and his minions

Hmmmmm... Werewolves on Wheels (1971)... Although I would love to see a remake :)