This can't be serious

[diamondwaspvenom]

Just when you thought christian extremists couldn't get any worse.

http://christiansagainstcartoons.com/

As a Christian with a brain, these claims and accusations are really getting on my nerves.
Read the articles and you'll know why.

[3mnkids]

EVEN JESUS RAISES THE ROOF!!! Seriously... WHO'S COOLER THAN CHRIST???

It's got to be a joke.. The onion~ religious style, maybe? If its not, I feel sorry for anyone who thinks that way.

Its not just Christian extremist that scare me.All religions have their share of extremist. 

Thank god im agnostic   

[Trevor]

Well, you know your website's in trouble when you can't spell violence correctly.....

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

I think it is serious... the sheer number of years between posts leads me to think its a nutjob who posts when he sees something disturbing.  A prankster would  be more consistent.
-Ed

[Rev. Powell]

I'm going to guess it's a very close to the vest satire.  I mean, "Bro. Cletus"?  As in "Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel"?  Wouldn't a Christian pick a Biblical handle instead of a jokey name like Cletus?

And the Photoshopping shows a definite sense of humor:



Here's a site that I suspect is real, but have my doubts about:

http://www.godhatesgoths.com/index.html

I could definitely understand a guy setting up a site to attack Goths, but why does he take so many shots at "retards?"  Seems suspicious, although I admit people could definitely be that twisted...

[Nukie 2]

I'm going to guess it's a very close to the vest satire.  I mean, "Bro. Cletus"?  As in "Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel"?  Wouldn't a Christian pick a Biblical handle instead of a jokey name like Cletus?

And the Photoshopping shows a definite sense of humor:



Here's a site that I suspect is real, but have my doubts about:

http://www.godhatesgoths.com/index.html

I could definitely understand a guy setting up a site to attack Goths, but why does he take so many shots at "retards?"  Seems suspicious, although I admit people could definitely be that twisted...

That's not photoshopped, that actually happened!

[SPazzo]

Hmm...  Seems to me to have an air of Landover Baptist Church.  A fake site, making fun of the too-far-to-the-right-wing-Christians.

[Leah]

"In very truth I tell you, whoever has faith in me will do what I am doing; indeed he will do greater things still because I am going to the Father."

so, does that mean if you kill someone, that other person would do the same?

[Rev. Powell]

"In very truth I tell you, whoever has faith in me will do what I am doing; indeed he will do greater things still because I am going to the Father."

so, does that mean if you kill someone, that other person would do the same?

It's a quote from the New Testament.  It means that those who had faith in Jesus (specifically the apostles who Jesus is addressing) would follow his example.  It also hints he's about to die (go to the Father). 

If Jesus had been killing people, then yes, that quote would mean that his followers who believed in him would also kill people.  But I don't know where you pulled that quote from so I can't suggest an explanation in context. 

[flackbait]

I think it is serious... the sheer number of years between posts leads me to think its a nutjob who posts when he sees something disturbing.  A prankster would  be more consistent.
-Ed

I'll second that. Also if these guys are serious:http://www.dolphinheartworld.com/, then anybody can be serious.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Getting energy from dolphins is a real hassle they don't burn well at all. 
-Ed

[Leah]

"In very truth I tell you, whoever has faith in me will do what I am doing; indeed he will do greater things still because I am going to the Father."

so, does that mean if you kill someone, that other person would do the same?

It's a quote from the New Testament.  It means that those who had faith in Jesus (specifically the apostles who Jesus is addressing) would follow his example.  It also hints he's about to die (go to the Father). 

If Jesus had been killing people, then yes, that quote would mean that his followers who believed in him would also kill people.  But I don't know where you pulled that quote from so I can't suggest an explanation in context. 

it's from the website that diamondwaspvenom has above.

[Rev. Powell]

"In very truth I tell you, whoever has faith in me will do what I am doing; indeed he will do greater things still because I am going to the Father."

so, does that mean if you kill someone, that other person would do the same?

It's a quote from the New Testament.  It means that those who had faith in Jesus (specifically the apostles who Jesus is addressing) would follow his example.  It also hints he's about to die (go to the Father). 

If Jesus had been killing people, then yes, that quote would mean that his followers who believed in him would also kill people.  But I don't know where you pulled that quote from so I can't suggest an explanation in context. 

it's from the website that diamondwaspvenom has above.

Oh, I see it now.  I guess it just means they think they think Jesus would be spending his time attacking Dora the Explorer if he were alive today, and Bro. Cletus is doing it for him since he's with the Father.

[RCMerchant]

Dam weirdos.

This coming from an alchoholic who collects Bela Lugosi memorbilia,walks to work watching the skies for ufo's (and thinks their from another dimension), and eats peanut butter and hot sauce on everything.

[indianasmith]

The quote is from the Gospel of John (Ch. 16, I think) and it is taken WAY out of context.  These guys are morons, BTW.  That does not necessarily mean they are Christian morons.  Unless the whole thing is a goofy satire, in which case I find it fairly amusing.

Reminds me of that old PETRA song, "Witch Hunt."