This is A Robbery...

InformationGeek · March 25, 2010, 08:02:51 PM

... hand over the cookies and nobody gets hurt! While you are at it, hand over the milk too!

Mr. DS · March 25, 2010, 08:54:41 PM

"Tell me mutha f*cka...what does "C" stand for huh...."

SPazzo · March 25, 2010, 08:55:19 PM

After Sesame Street budget cuts, Cookie Monster was forced to fulfill his cookie addiction other ways...

sideorderofninjas · March 25, 2010, 10:14:58 PM

I heard you have a stash of girl scout cookies...

sprite75 · March 26, 2010, 11:54:29 AM

Cookie Monster, Mob Enforcer.

retrorussell · March 26, 2010, 02:25:42 PM

Where those cookies is, b*tch! Tell Cookie Monster or me put a cap in your @$$!

Psycho Circus · March 28, 2010, 10:31:58 AM

Cookies lead to addiction
Addiction leads to frustration
Frustration leads to dead college boys...

rykibloom · March 28, 2010, 04:15:32 PM

"OH, OH, OK I'LL GIVE YOU THE DRUGS"
"Drugs?!? I'm here for the cookies MOTHER F***ER!!

Mr. DS · March 28, 2010, 09:03:09 PM

"Call me Grover again mutha f*cka I dare ya..."

Dr. Whom · April 01, 2010, 03:00:33 AM

The directors of Sesame street soon realised their mistake in hiring the scriptwriter of Dirty Harry

Leah · April 01, 2010, 08:21:48 AM

Surprises, April's Fools Day b***h!