Drunk man tries to revive roadkill opossum w/ mouth to mouth

[lester1/2jr]

http://cbs3.com/topstories/Police.Drunk.Pennsylvania.2.1592202.html


State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.

Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.

Levier says Wolfe was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess."

Oliver Township is about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

[claws]

eww

[Pilgermann]

This made me decide to look up cute baby opossum pictures:

[Joe the Destroyer]

That was a breathtaking story.

[lester1/2jr]

his heart was in the right place.  he just lacked any sort of judgment or common sense

[3mnkids]

This made me decide to look up cute baby opossum pictures:

They are very cute but they can be vicious. We had a baby one in our backyard last year and it let us walk right up to it. I guess it was to young to be afraid of us. It was sooo cute and I wanted to pick it up so bad.

[lester1/2jr]

he's lucky the thing was actually dead or it probably would have bitten his f**king face off

[Allhallowsday]

THAT is not cute.  Yee-u-uhcck!! 

[SPazzo]

Man, the story in that link really lacked any life.

[Mr. DS]

These critters can be rather cantankerous.  I remember I had one eating the blueberries off my blueberry bush outside.  I tapped the window and he kind gave me a "yeah screw you" kind of stare.  

On a side note, I'm going to play dead to all these awful puns.  

[The Gravekeeper]

You mean he couldn't revive the long dead possum? Well, that just stinks.