Constructive Criticism

JJ80 · May 10, 2010, 06:52:37 PM

retrorussell · May 10, 2010, 09:32:59 PM

"Don't mess with me, man; I'm a proctologist!"
(whips out rubber glove and slips over fist, terrifying soccer player)

TheDope · May 11, 2010, 05:58:16 AM

How DARE you call this football - you're no Troy Aikman to me, sir!

Jack · May 11, 2010, 06:24:14 AM

What, you didn't like that?

Nukie 2 · May 11, 2010, 01:32:31 PM

You kids, quit playing soccer in my turnip patch!

Mr. DS · May 11, 2010, 07:59:58 PM

"Hurry up...score a goal and end this OT. I really need to sh*t!!!"

Leah · May 11, 2010, 08:42:29 PM

YOU were sleeping with my girlfriend? YOU BASTARD!

Mr. DS · May 12, 2010, 11:44:39 AM

"I need no nutcracker, watch what I do to this walnut...errrrmmmmmmm...(crack)...damn I think that was a bone..."

Trevor · May 13, 2010, 02:29:04 AM

Quote from: The DarkSider on May 11, 2010, 07:59:58 PM
"Hurry up...score a goal and end this OT. I really need to sh*t!!!"

"These undies and shorts stink, man! I can't wear the things!"
"They're Trevor's ~ why are you so surprised?"

AndyC · May 15, 2010, 09:34:50 PM

"Yeah yeah, your pop locking really impresses me. Now get off the field."

Leah · May 16, 2010, 04:56:18 PM

I said BEER, not ALE!

Mr. DS · May 18, 2010, 11:17:21 AM

"Look at your shorts, I just washed those god*mned things!"

Rev. Powell · May 18, 2010, 06:02:56 PM

"Dammit, Knish... you forgot to sew the K on the back of your jersey... AGAIN!"

AndyC · May 18, 2010, 09:24:27 PM

"You substituted Ben Gay for my Preparation H, you bastard!"

retrorussell · May 18, 2010, 11:26:07 PM

Quote from: Bull on May 16, 2010, 04:56:18 PM

Spectator: "TO THE MOON, ALICE!!!"
Nish: "I'm not Alice, Ralph.. I'm Nish!"
...
"Wait a minute.. why did I call him Ralph...?"