Some of the worst movie taglines of all time

[retrorussell]

Take the stairs!  For God's sake, take the stairs!!!
--The Lift 

[joejoeherron]

Jack Deth is back... and he's never ever been here before
"Trancers"

A vietnam vet kills for revenge
"Rolling Thunder"

There's nobody to hear you scream..... except your killer
"Sisters of Death"

[Oscar]

I think the "In space no one can hear you scream" tagline must be the most ripped-off of all time. Second is probably "Just when you thought it was safe..."

[cqmorrell]

I think the "In space no one can hear you scream" tagline must be the most ripped-off of all time. Second is probably "Just when you thought it was safe..."

How about the crappy low budget werewolf movie standard: "Half man. Half wolf. All terror."
(Edit: just realized I necro'd the hell out of this!)

[zombie no.one]

THE MUTILATOR:

"By Sword...By Pick...By Axe...Bye Bye."

would probably rendered slightly less dumb if there were actually any murders by sword, pick, or axe anywhere in the movie. (maybe axe is in there?...1 out of 3)

[Gabriel Knight]

SHARKNADO 3
Oh Hell No!

Actually, all the SHARKNADO taglines are terribad puns.

[chainsaw midget]

Lethal Weapon 2
"The Magic is back"

Except there is nothing magic in Lethal Weapon. 

Lethal Weapon 3
"The Magic is back again"

It's even worse the second time. 

Silent Rage
"Science created him. Now Chuck Norris must destroy him."

This feels like one of those horribly unfunny Chuck Norris internet parodies. 

Octop***y
"Nobody does it better...thirteen times."

If this was some movie about time travel or clones ...  It still wouldn't make sense. 

[Allhallowsday]

GHOST (1990) : "BELIEVE!"