Some of the worst movie taglines of all time

[Joe the Destroyer]

http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/20139

If anyone has any good ones, feel free to unload them. 

Like Let's Scare Jessica to Death:
"Something is after Jessica. Something very cold, very wet... and very dead..."
So, it's a wet-willie from a zombie?

[Jack]

The prize for originality has to go to The Pool:

[Doggett]

Poltergeist 3


They're back... again.

[Trevor]

"They're torn........they're dirty........they stink.........and they're on the hunt.....for a new bum......."

Trevor's Undies 2: Revenge Of The Skid marks

[Raffine]

JAWS: THE REVENGE - "This Time It's Personal"

Didn't a character in an earlier JAWS film observe "Sharks don't take things personally."?

[Chainsawmidget]

JAWS: THE REVENGE - "This Time It's Personal"

Didn't a character in an earlier JAWS film observe "Sharks don't take things personally."?

Usually they don't, but they're making an exception this time. 

[voltron]

"Plese don't disturb Helen....she already is!"
- Mountaintop Motel Massacre

Come to think of it, I kinda like that one....

Howzabout the Cool As Ice tagline....Andrew rightfully pointed out it's stupidity in his review. Please don't make me repeat it.

"Death holds the mortgage, and if you move in there'll be hell to pay!"
- Ghosthouse

[Chainsawmidget]

Werewolf (1996)
- "Rest in...beast."

Voodoo (1999)
- "Just voodoo it!"

If your movie tagline sounds like something the Crypt Keeper would be too embarrassed to say, you might want to rethinkg it. 

Life Is Hot in Cracktown (2009)
- "Be cool. You're so cool. Life is cool in Cracktown."

WILL YOU MAKE UP YOUR DAMNED MIND?!


Clash of the Titans (2010)
- "Titans will Clash" 

Gee.  Ya' think?


But let's leave on a positive note. The single BEST movie tagline ever.

[Nukie 2]

Fixed

[Chainsawmidget]

Nukie, your picture isn't showing.  Try uploading it to imageshack.

[retrorussell]

Killer to the left...Killer to the right...Stand up...Sit down...FRIGHT! FRIGHT! FRIGHT!

--Return To Horror High

[Joe the Destroyer]

Freddy vs. Jason:
"Place your bets!"
Well, to be fair the only reason I hate this one is they had an actress say it at the end of a trailer.  It wasn't used in the movie, thankfully.

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Godmonster of Indian Flats:
"WANTED!  Have you seen this sheep?"
If not for that, I don't think I would've figured out the "god"monster is a sheep. 

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Night of the Lepus
"They were born that tragic moment when science made its great mistake... now from behind the shroud of night they come, a scuttling, shambling horde of creatures destroying all in their path."
It sounds so spine-tingling until you realize they're talking about bunny rabbits.

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Blood of the Vampire:
"...and he WILL LIVE AGAIN!"
Heh?  What was that leading in from?  Did the title interrupt the first half of that tagline?

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Avenged
"They raped and murder his sister—he couldn't sleep until he was..."
If not for the fact that they placed the tagline above the title, that would have sounded very wrong.

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Die Sister Die
"Go ahead and SCREAM AMANDA it can't help you now!"
I like seeing RANDOM CAPS and run-on sentences I need to find more bad taglines!

[Leah]

from the Troll/Troll 2 DVD box:
"Be Afraid....Be Twice as afraid."
this is the WORST tag line...Oh wait, they're saying to be afraid of this CRAP!

[Doggett]

Howzabout the Cool As Ice tagline....Andrew rightfully pointed out it's stupidity in his review. Please don't make me repeat it.

I'll say it:
When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add Ice.



Yeah, that makes sence. Ice will melt her heart. 

[Joe the Destroyer]

Howzabout the Cool As Ice tagline....Andrew rightfully pointed out it's stupidity in his review. Please don't make me repeat it.

I'll say it:
When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add Ice.



Yeah, that makes sence. Ice will melt her heart. 

I never read the review, and have never heard the tagline until now.  And sweet Jesus, is it giving me a stomachache.