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Rare Canadian aquatic Chupacabra washes up in Kitchenuhmaykoosib, Ontario

Started by trekgeezer, May 21, 2010, 02:32:43 PM

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trekgeezer

May 21, 2010, 02:32:43 PM



And you thought Trek isn't cool.

Joe the Destroyer

#1
May 21, 2010, 07:56:01 PM
Another Montauk Monster, huh?  For some reason I imagine that thing in place of Falcor in Neverending Story. 

Mr. DS

#2
May 22, 2010, 11:56:39 AM
Just out of curiosity, why does nobody ever haul one of these babies to a lab somewhere?  Every story is the same, "we left it there and when we went back it was gone".  Granted I know how much it would stink up a car but perhaps they could call some place nearby?  Oh well, guess I'll have to walk the beaches out here soon to see what I can find.  Luckily they're 10 minutes from my house.  
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Trevor

#3
May 24, 2010, 03:04:03 AM
That thing reminds me of the great Zap Rowsdower.  :teddyr: All it needs is a beer and a denim jacket.  :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Joe the Destroyer

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May 24, 2010, 12:53:45 PM
Quote from: Trevor on May 24, 2010, 03:04:03 AM
That thing reminds me of the great Zap Rowsdower.  :teddyr: All it needs is a beer and a denim jacket.  :teddyr:

If only I wasn't too lazy to get Photoshop on this computer...  :tongueout:

Newt

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May 25, 2010, 08:05:45 AM
"Kitchenuhmaykoosib...a fly-in community 600 kilometres north of Thunder Bay ..."

Isolation; small community; weird dead things; no roads...I smell a movie.
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Mr. DS

#6
May 25, 2010, 11:08:18 AM
Quote from: Newt on May 25, 2010, 08:05:45 AM
"Kitchenuhmaykoosib...a fly-in community 600 kilometres north of Thunder Bay ..."

Isolation; small community; weird dead things; no roads...I smell a movie.

I personally think you're breeding them in your back yard Newt but I could be wrong.   :tongueout:
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Joe the Destroyer

#7
May 25, 2010, 10:21:40 PM
Quote from: Newt on May 25, 2010, 08:05:45 AM
"Kitchenuhmaykoosib...a fly-in community 600 kilometres north of Thunder Bay ..."

Isolation; small community; weird dead things; no roads...I smell a movie.


Cheap CGI, fading actors, ridiculous action/horror sequences, and with Asylum's name on it...? If so, sign me up! :cheers:

indianasmith

#8
May 25, 2010, 10:57:32 PM
I'd watch that.
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Raffine

#9
May 26, 2010, 08:47:02 PM
Coming this Saturday night on SyFy:

The Kitchenuhmaykoosib Terror
Starring Antonio Sabato Jr., John Schneider, C. Thomas Howell, and Lance Henriksen as "Old Man Rowsdower".
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Joe the Destroyer

#10
May 27, 2010, 03:39:09 AM
Then we could have Kitchewhosawhatsit monster fight the real Chupacabra in a sequel. 

diamondwaspvenom

#11
June 01, 2010, 03:26:49 PM
Damn, that thing's ugly...although it would make a great b-movie monster. Low budget horror filmmakers should use pictures of these freaky creatures as inspiration. I can guarantee that we'll have more iconic monsters if this happens.
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