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[InformationGeek]

Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
Kermie: Powerful pig hunter ~ several of his digits smell like pork.
Ray Milland: Powerful wheelchair bound landowner about to croak.

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Plot summary
Our story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors.  This is interupted when her flight commander arrives.  He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor.   Chesty suits up and...

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
Trevor's underpants are supposedly a major sexual deterrent.
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Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
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Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
Trevor: " I know my undies smell but I would like to get ninja stabby with you, baby."
"

Hey, are all lines full now?  Can I start a new one now?

[Mr. DS]

I left the plot summary open in case someone else wanted to add another paragraph.   If not I can finish it.

[InformationGeek]

I left the plot summary open in case someone else wanted to add another paragraph.   If not I can finish it.

Oh!  Okay.  I'll wait then.  I was just curious.

[Rev. Powell]

Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
Kermie: Powerful pig hunter ~ several of his digits smell like pork.
Ray Milland: Powerful wheelchair bound landowner about to croak.
Trevor - South African film archivist who first discovers the Lesbian Mutant Frog conspiracy.  Only in the movie because he bribed the producer.  Swallowed whole by a frog after he makes an indecent proposal regarding his underpants.


Plot summary
Our story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors.  This is interupted when her flight commander arrives.  He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor.   Chesty suits up and...

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
Trevor's underpants are supposedly a major sexual deterrent.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
Trevor: " I know my undies smell but I would like to get ninja stabby with you, baby."

[AndyC]

Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
Kermie: Powerful pig hunter ~ several of his digits smell like pork.
Ray Milland: Powerful wheelchair bound landowner about to croak.
Trevor - South African film archivist who first discovers the Lesbian Mutant Frog conspiracy.  Only in the movie because he bribed the producer.  Swallowed whole by a frog after he makes an indecent proposal regarding his underpants.


Plot summary
Our story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors.  This is interupted when her flight commander arrives.  He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor.   Chesty suits up and straps on the cylindrical key that activates her starship, The Moaning Mona....

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
Trevor's underpants are supposedly a major sexual deterrent.
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Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
Trevor: " I know my undies smell but I would like to get ninja stabby with you, baby."

[Chainsawmidget]

Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
Kermie: Powerful pig hunter ~ several of his digits smell like pork.
Ray Milland: Powerful wheelchair bound landowner about to croak.
Trevor - South African film archivist who first discovers the Lesbian Mutant Frog conspiracy.  Only in the movie because he bribed the producer.  Swallowed whole by a frog after he makes an indecent proposal regarding his underpants.


Plot summary
Our story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors.  This is interupted when her flight commander arrives.  He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor.   Chesty suits up and...

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
Trevor's underpants are supposedly a major sexual deterrent.
It's possible to swallow a live bullfrog frog whole and regurgitate it hours later with affecting the frogs health.


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
Trevor: " I know my undies smell but I would like to get ninja stabby with you, baby."

[Rev. Powell]

Hey Chainsaw, you forgot to copy AndyC's latest addition to the plot section. I think this should be the complete version of the review:

Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
Kermie: Powerful pig hunter ~ several of his digits smell like pork.
Ray Milland: Powerful wheelchair bound landowner about to croak.
Trevor - South African film archivist who first discovers the Lesbian Mutant Frog conspiracy.  Only in the movie because he bribed the producer.  Swallowed whole by a frog after he makes an indecent proposal regarding his underpants.


Plot summary
Our story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors.  This is interupted when her flight commander arrives.  He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor.   Chesty suits up and straps on the cylindrical key that activates her starship, The Moaning Mona....

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
Trevor's underpants are supposedly a major sexual deterrent.
It's possible to swallow a live bullfrog frog whole and regurgitate it hours later with affecting the frogs health.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
Trevor: " I know my undies smell but I would like to get ninja stabby with you, baby."

[retrorussell]

Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
Kermie: Powerful pig hunter ~ several of his digits smell like pork.
Ray Milland: Powerful wheelchair bound landowner about to croak.
Trevor - South African film archivist who first discovers the Lesbian Mutant Frog conspiracy.  Only in the movie because he bribed the producer.  Swallowed whole by a frog after he makes an indecent proposal regarding his underpants.


Plot summary
Our story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors.  This is interupted when her flight commander arrives.  He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor.   Chesty suits up and straps on the cylindrical key that activates her starship, The Moaning Mona....

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
Trevor's underpants are supposedly a major sexual deterrent.
It's possible to swallow a live bullfrog frog whole and regurgitate it hours later with affecting the frogs health.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
48 min - Sorry honey, she's just not into you.  Wait a minute, that's a strap-on!  NOW she's into you!


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
Trevor: " I know my undies smell but I would like to get ninja stabby with you, baby."

[AndyC]

Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
Kermie: Powerful pig hunter ~ several of his digits smell like pork.
Ray Milland: Powerful wheelchair bound landowner about to croak.
Trevor - South African film archivist who first discovers the Lesbian Mutant Frog conspiracy.  Only in the movie because he bribed the producer.  Swallowed whole by a frog after he makes an indecent proposal regarding his underpants.


Plot summary
Our story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors.  This is interupted when her flight commander arrives.  He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor.   Chesty suits up and straps on the cylindrical key that activates her starship, The Moaning Mona. This is one weird-looking ship, with a nosecone at both ends of its slender fuselage, but no visible tail section.

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
Trevor's underpants are supposedly a major sexual deterrent.
It's possible to swallow a live bullfrog frog whole and regurgitate it hours later with affecting the frogs health.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
48 min - Sorry honey, she's just not into you.  Wait a minute, that's a strap-on!  NOW she's into you!


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
Trevor: " I know my undies smell but I would like to get ninja stabby with you, baby."

[Leah]

Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
Kermie: Powerful pig hunter ~ several of his digits smell like pork.
Ray Milland: Powerful wheelchair bound landowner about to croak.
Trevor - South African film archivist who first discovers the Lesbian Mutant Frog conspiracy.  Only in the movie because he bribed the producer.  Swallowed whole by a frog after he makes an indecent proposal regarding his underpants.


Plot summary
Our story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors.  This is interupted when her flight commander arrives.  He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor.   Chesty suits up and straps on the cylindrical key that activates her starship, The Moaning Mona. This is one weird-looking ship, with a nosecone at both ends of its slender fuselage, but no visible tail section.

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
Trevor's underpants are supposedly a major sexual deterrent.
It's possible to swallow a live bullfrog frog whole and regurgitate it hours later with affecting the frogs health.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
48 min - Sorry honey, she's just not into you.  Wait a minute, that's a strap-on!  NOW she's into you!
55 min- RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A BARREL OF TOXIC WASTE


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
Trevor: " I know my undies smell but I would like to get ninja stabby with you, baby."

[Mr. DS]

Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
Kermie: Powerful pig hunter ~ several of his digits smell like pork.
Ray Milland: Powerful wheelchair bound landowner about to croak.
Trevor - South African film archivist who first discovers the Lesbian Mutant Frog conspiracy.  Only in the movie because he bribed the producer.  Swallowed whole by a frog after he makes an indecent proposal regarding his underpants.


Plot summary
Our story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors.  This is interupted when her flight commander arrives.  He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor.   Chesty suits up and straps on the cylindrical key that activates her starship, The Moaning Mona. This is one weird-looking ship, with a nosecone at both ends of its slender fuselage, but no visible tail section.

Long story short and a few softcore scenes later, Chesty is the hero of the galaxy due to her finding the "Golden Dildo".  She uses this to slay the French embassadors who try desperately to eat her legs...in a non-exotic fashion of course.  With the galaxy saved, Chesty goes on to deliver a tadpole who will undoubtedly be the focal point of the next adventures.

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
Trevor's underpants are supposedly a major sexual deterrent.
It's possible to swallow a live bullfrog frog whole and regurgitate it hours later with affecting the frogs health.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
48 min - Sorry honey, she's just not into you.  Wait a minute, that's a strap-on!  NOW she's into you!
55 min- RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A BARREL OF TOXIC WASTE


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
Trevor: " I know my undies smell but I would like to get ninja stabby with you, baby."

[Leah]

Insert Quote
Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
Kermie: Powerful pig hunter ~ several of his digits smell like pork.
Ray Milland: Powerful wheelchair bound landowner about to croak.
Trevor - South African film archivist who first discovers the Lesbian Mutant Frog conspiracy.  Only in the movie because he bribed the producer.  Swallowed whole by a frog after he makes an indecent proposal regarding his underpants.
Kyle- Evil Cop who wants to rape girls. killed by Trevor's underpants

Plot summary
Our story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors.  This is interupted when her flight commander arrives.  He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor.   Chesty suits up and straps on the cylindrical key that activates her starship, The Moaning Mona. This is one weird-looking ship, with a nosecone at both ends of its slender fuselage, but no visible tail section.

Long story short and a few softcore scenes later, Chesty is the hero of the galaxy due to her finding the "Golden Dildo".  She uses this to slay the French embassadors who try desperately to eat her legs...in a non-exotic fashion of course.  With the galaxy saved, Chesty goes on to deliver a tadpole who will undoubtedly be the focal point of the next adventures.

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
Trevor's underpants are supposedly a major sexual deterrent.
It's possible to swallow a live bullfrog frog whole and regurgitate it hours later with affecting the frogs health.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
48 min - Sorry honey, she's just not into you.  Wait a minute, that's a strap-on!  NOW she's into you!
55 min- RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A BARREL OF TOXIC WASTE


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
Trevor: " I know my undies smell but I would like to get ninja stabby with you, baby."

[Rev. Powell]

Plot section is complete; can we call this one finished?

[InformationGeek]

Plot section is complete; can we call this one finished?

Well, it looks finished so I'm going to call it.  As such, I am going to start the next one then:


Title: 
The Mutants from the Disco

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[AndyC]

Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


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