Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist

[Rev. Powell]

Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball. 
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Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
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Stuff to Watch for
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Quotes
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[Chainsawmidget]

Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
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Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
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Stuff to Watch for
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Quotes
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[Flick James]

Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.



Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
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Stuff to Watch for
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Quotes
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[Leah]

Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.



Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
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Stuff to Watch for
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Quotes
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[Flick James]

Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.



Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
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Stuff to Watch for
Opening credits - A surprisingly good synchronized disco dance sequence.
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Quotes
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[Mr. DS]

Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.



Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
Platform shoes make great boomerangs.
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Stuff to Watch for
Opening credits - A surprisingly good synchronized disco dance sequence.
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Quotes
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[InformationGeek]

Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.



Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
Platform shoes make great boomerangs.
As long as mutants still exist, disco will live on.


Stuff to Watch for
Opening credits - A surprisingly good synchronized disco dance sequence.
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Quotes
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[retrorussell]

Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.



Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
Platform shoes make great boomerangs.
As long as mutants still exist, disco will live on.


Stuff to Watch for
Opening credits - A surprisingly good synchronized disco dance sequence.
6 minutes - There's a song called "Disco Chihuahua"?  What WILL they think of next!
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Quotes
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[The Gravekeeper]

Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.



Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
Platform shoes make great boomerangs.
As long as mutants still exist, disco will live on.


Stuff to Watch for
Opening credits - A surprisingly good synchronized disco dance sequence.
6 minutes - There's a song called "Disco Chihuahua"?  What WILL they think of next!
25 minutes - Wow. I didn't think it was possible to do that with a disco ball, but there you have it.

Quotes
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[Flick James]

Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.



Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
Platform shoes make great boomerangs.
As long as mutants still exist, disco will live on.


Stuff to Watch for
Opening credits - A surprisingly good synchronized disco dance sequence.
6 minutes - There's a song called "Disco Chihuahua"?  What WILL they think of next!
25 minutes - Wow. I didn't think it was possible to do that with a disco ball, but there you have it.

Quotes
"You're gonna like the V.I.P. room. You're not gonna want to leave."
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[JaseSF]

Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.



Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
Platform shoes make great boomerangs.
As long as mutants still exist, disco will live on.


Stuff to Watch for
Opening credits - A surprisingly good synchronized disco dance sequence.
6 minutes - There's a song called "Disco Chihuahua"?  What WILL they think of next!
25 minutes - Wow. I didn't think it was possible to do that with a disco ball, but there you have it.

Quotes
"You're gonna like the V.I.P. room. You're not gonna want to leave."
"Disco's dead ma....argghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Leah]

Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.
The Mutants - If the Master's favorite satyr had babies. killed by a house cat (i'm not joking)



Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
Platform shoes make great boomerangs.
As long as mutants still exist, disco will live on.


Stuff to Watch for
Opening credits - A surprisingly good synchronized disco dance sequence.
6 minutes - There's a song called "Disco Chihuahua"?  What WILL they think of next!
25 minutes - Wow. I didn't think it was possible to do that with a disco ball, but there you have it.

Quotes
"You're gonna like the V.I.P. room. You're not gonna want to leave."
"Disco's dead ma....argghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[retrorussell]

Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.
The Mutants - If the Master's favorite satyr had babies. killed by a house cat (i'm not joking)



Plot summary
The year is 1977.  The disco phenomonon is in full swing.  We are taken to the construction of a new disco dance ballroom, where nearby is a polluted stream.  A dump truck drops garbage, broken bottles, and small canisters of some unknown, glowing green material into it..

Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
Platform shoes make great boomerangs.
As long as mutants still exist, disco will live on.


Stuff to Watch for
Opening credits - A surprisingly good synchronized disco dance sequence.
6 minutes - There's a song called "Disco Chihuahua"?  What WILL they think of next!
25 minutes - Wow. I didn't think it was possible to do that with a disco ball, but there you have it.

Quotes
"You're gonna like the V.I.P. room. You're not gonna want to leave."
"Disco's dead ma....argghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Rev. Powell]

Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.
The Mutants - If the Master's favorite satyr had babies. killed by a house cat (i'm not joking)

Plot summary
The year is 1977.  The disco phenomonon is in full swing.  We are taken to the construction of a new disco dance ballroom, where nearby is a polluted stream.  A dump truck drops garbage, broken bottles, and small canisters of some unknown, glowing green material into it....

Flash forward twenty five years.  The disco has been boarded up, but a ruthless real estate developer wants to buy the property to turn it into a Coffeebux.  He sends his top saleswoman to check out the dilapated property.  As she enters the musty old dancehall, she sees a strange glow coming from behind a closed door.  She begins to sweat as she reaches a hand to the knob...   

Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
Platform shoes make great boomerangs.
As long as mutants still exist, disco will live on.


Stuff to Watch for
Opening credits - A surprisingly good synchronized disco dance sequence.
6 minutes - There's a song called "Disco Chihuahua"?  What WILL they think of next!
25 minutes - Wow. I didn't think it was possible to do that with a disco ball, but there you have it.

Quotes
"You're gonna like the V.I.P. room. You're not gonna want to leave."
"Disco's dead ma....argghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[AndyC]

Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.
The Mutants - If the Master's favorite satyr had babies. killed by a house cat (i'm not joking)

Plot summary
The year is 1977.  The disco phenomonon is in full swing.  We are taken to the construction of a new disco dance ballroom, where nearby is a polluted stream.  A dump truck drops garbage, broken bottles, and small canisters of some unknown, glowing green material into it....

Flash forward twenty five years.  The disco has been boarded up, but a ruthless real estate developer wants to buy the property to turn it into a Coffeebux.  He sends his top saleswoman to check out the dilapated property.  As she enters the musty old dancehall, she sees a strange glow coming from behind a closed door.  She begins to sweat as she reaches a hand to the knob... 

Suddenly, a cat springs out of the shadows and startles her momentarily. Realizing what it was, she regains her composure and gives an embarrassed chuckle.....

Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
Platform shoes make great boomerangs.
As long as mutants still exist, disco will live on.


Stuff to Watch for
Opening credits - A surprisingly good synchronized disco dance sequence.
6 minutes - There's a song called "Disco Chihuahua"?  What WILL they think of next!
25 minutes - Wow. I didn't think it was possible to do that with a disco ball, but there you have it.

Quotes
"You're gonna like the V.I.P. room. You're not gonna want to leave."
"Disco's dead ma....argghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"