Squirrels now recruiting wild foul to do their dirty work

[trekgeezer]

http://www.omaha.com/article/20100526/NEWS01/705269867????fark

[jimmybob]

It looks like the city had to go cold turkey for a bit.

-Jimmybob

[Jack]

Around 6:40 p.m. Tuesday, the turkey landed on top of a 40-foot tall electrical tower ...The combination of turkey and electrical insulator resulted in the shorting out of the city's electrical grid

I bet he never does that again.   

[Newt]

Around 6:40 p.m. Tuesday, the turkey landed on top of a 40-foot tall electrical tower ...The combination of turkey and electrical insulator resulted in the shorting out of the city's electrical grid

I bet he never does that again.   

Spontaneous turkey combustion only hurts once.   

[Leah]

Around 6:40 p.m. Tuesday, the turkey landed on top of a 40-foot tall electrical tower ...The combination of turkey and electrical insulator resulted in the shorting out of the city's electrical grid

I bet he never does that again.   

Spontaneous turkey combustion only hurts once.   

they shoulda called me dog, she LOVES turkey and would LOVED to eat em with cheese, especially da legs!

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Funny this could come up.   I was in Omaha all last week, and the amount of wild uirkeys was indeed astounding.  On one one-mile stretch of suburban steet we saw a dozen.  We saw more walking along I-80.  There is a plague of Turkeys in Nebraska.   
Hey...bad film idea!
-Ed