Whaddaya do for a living?

[retrorussell]

I help serve US military veterans at a hospital.  I change beds, dump trash, discard and replace linen, clean floors, etc.  Pretty easy job; no overtime (yay!).

[Trevor]

I help serve US military veterans at a hospital.  I change beds, dump trash, discard and replace linen, clean floors, etc.  Pretty easy job; no overtime (yay!).

for your assistance to the veterans, Russell. 

[Paquita]

I'm a Compensation Specialist... so basically I do extensive research and analysis to create job descriptions and recommend methods of employee pay which managers completely disregard. 

[Flick James]

A university counselor. Hold your horses. It's not nearly as glamorous and exciting as it sounds.

[retrorussell]

I help serve US military veterans at a hospital.  I change beds, dump trash, discard and replace linen, clean floors, etc.  Pretty easy job; no overtime (yay!).

for your assistance to the veterans, Russell. 

Thank you sir.  And as I'm a government employee, I am somewhat handsomely rewarded, and get all the national holidays off.  Yay!

[Hammock Rider]

  I'm a conference call operator, which means I'm also a fly on the wall.  I set up and execute conference calls for everyone from small law firms to multi-nationals.  I even talked to Danica Patrick once. She turned me down.

[Trevor]

Thank you sir.  And as I'm a government employee, I am somewhat handsomely rewarded, and get all the national holidays off.  Yay!

Welcome, brother: this is where I work www.national.archives.gov.za 

[retrorussell]

Thank you sir.  And as I'm a government employee, I am somewhat handsomely rewarded, and get all the national holidays off.  Yay!

Welcome, brother: this is where I work www.national.archives.gov.za 

Fumigation going on there, eh?  Lots of bugs in your corner of the world?

[Trevor]

Fumigation going on there, eh?  Lots of bugs in your corner of the world?

I only noticed that now: thankfully, we're not in that building. And yes, there are a lot of bugs in Africa. More bugs than there were in the White House during the Nixon Administration. 

[Trevor]

You know the guy who uses his kung fu to defend the apple store from monkeys?  I'm that guy.

At least, that's what I tell my children.

I always knew you were something special, Andrew. 

[The Burgomaster]

Something I always like to say (especially to children for the sole purpose of confusing them) is as follows:

Me:  "How old are you?"

Kid:  "Eight."

Me:  "When I was your age I was nine."

This is usually followed by various facial expressions and stammering by the kid who is trying to figure out whether this could possibly be true.

[feiyen]

I am a comic artist (what DC? marvel?) no web comic! and I sometime create special effects. Currently working to finish college.

If your curious the link is on my sig but Ill post it here:
http://www.eyeshock.com/ 
still needs a lot of work .....I need to poke my partner about that.

[SPazzo]

Well, technically I'm a student...  But recently I've been doing some video editing for a documentary that's being made by a friend of a friend.  It's a long story, but the person who filmed the documentary isn't really up on all of the new video editing software.  (His last experience was with S-VHS editing!  )  So, I'm doing the work and he directs.

Honestly, it's pretty fun and I am getting paid.  So I'm not complaining at all!

[Bmeansgood]

Business professor working on tenure.........

[Cthulhu]

I'm an analyst and a therapist. I'm the world's first analrapist.( Arrested Development, anyone?)

Okay, seriously, I don't have a job.
I'm 17.