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Started by sprite75, June 05, 2010, 10:44:20 PM

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Leia: I love Luke and I want to marry him.  Do you see any problems with that, 2-1B?
Droid: You should be aware that if you and Luke decided to have a child that because you are brother and sister - in addition to being twisted - your offspring would be at greater risk of certain genetic disorders.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Mr. DS

Luke:  "I don't know, I just want to tag that hottie Han Solo.  I don't care if he is my sister's love interest...oh...um...hi Leia, how long have you been standing there?"
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Leah

you should be aware that we're in a dangerous territory, mainly we're in Death Star!
yeah no.

indianasmith

LEIA:  "Did you give him Love Potion Number 9 as I requested?"
LUKE:  "So THAT'S what he stuck in the back of my neck!"
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

retrorussell

Quote from: sprite75 on June 05, 2010, 10:44:20 PM



Droid: The operation is a success.  Congratulations!  You are now Lucy Skywalker.
Luke Lucy Skywalker: Thanks sweetie!
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

sprite75



2-1B: Princess Leia, I require a sperm sample from Commander Skywalker.  He thought since he was having difficulty you might be able to assist.
Leia: Of course, I'll be glad to help.  Just give me a minute to get these clothes off.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Mr. DS

Leia:  "Luke don't be a baby, its just a prostate exam."
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Leah



Luke, it's just a blood sample, what, is the big jedi afraid of needles?
yeah no.

AndyC

"You're gonna stick that up where now?"
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