You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?

[Leah]

Funny - that didn't work with my cat!

Is that your way of getting p***y? 

[Chainsawmidget]

The entire Obama administration, right down to the last intern!

Oh come on now, what did Ted the intern ever do to you?  He's a nice guy. 

[indianasmith]

He pooped in my pillowcase after the Christmas party last year!!!

[66Crush]

I hate the lack of respect people over 40 get from young people! All these damn teens and twenty something dudes, act like they can walk through a f**king wall! I've never seen a more cocky, disrespectful generation! It's bad enough they get all the young p***y, but they think they can beat up anybody! I hate these motherf**kers so much, that I hope we have another Vietnam to thin out their ranks!

[Leah]

He pooped in my pillowcase after the Christmas party last year!!!

You're mistaking Ted with Joe, Ted actually tried to pay for your pillow case to be cleaned, Joe was flat out drunk and s**tted on your pillow case.

[indianasmith]

Those two always did look alike. 

[Leah]

Those two always did look alike. 

They're twins.

[Leah]

I hate it when people say that Donks (these: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT606LDD4oc7waN9pMztzS6EJ12PavlmjdWb1V_kb0-ZfsfTmTUqg) are stupid, yet a Coal burner:


Confederate rear window:


Bro-lift trucks:

are considered okay. If anything, those three makes people look like an a***ole, where as donks looks like a goof mobile. I really hate those type of people, because they scream douche bag.

[bob]

It's been 10 weeks now that I've been without my medication. The entire county is out of it, but only in the doseage I need. I've tried adapting as best I can without it, but this is so aggravating. 

[Jack]

It's been 10 weeks now that I've been without my medication. The entire county is out of it, but only in the doseage I need. I've tried adapting as best I can without it, but this is so aggravating. 

Is it a pill?  Maybe you can get twice the dosage and cut the pills in half?  That's what I do with my anti-anxiety med's.  Same price for 10 or 20 mg, so I get the 20's and chop 'em in two.

[Bushma]

Last week I was up until 3am (Monday morning) trying to get my daughter's blood sugar under control, I called in sick so I could get some rest.  Yesterday I took my wife to urgent care because she had a high fever and turns out she has strep throat, and my oldest son has a fever as well.  So I called in sick today.  What do I hear from people at work "Calling in sick two Monday's in a row doesn't look good." Screw you people!

[claws]

Hot weather. It was so hot that my pillow was wet from me sweating when I woke up. Already took three showers today.

[tracy]

I am so flippin' sick of people burping loudly and never saying "excuse me"....especially when they burp right in my face! Or they'll walk in my store and when I ask how they are they just burp and walk away grinning like they just invented sliced bread. Manners,you #$%&! jerks!

[indianasmith]

I like to save time by simply belching the words "Excuse me."

[Bushma]

Strep Throat!  It's finally warm and sunny outside, but I'm stuck inside alternating between sweating and chills.   Worst part is that my throat doesn't even hurt that much, it's the body aches that's killing my day.