Wisdom of the day

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

"When the game is over, the King and the pawn go back in the same box"....

[judge death]

"To be ignorant of one's past is to perpetually remain a child."  Marcus Tullius Cicero

Those who do not remember the past are comdemned to repeat it.

Those who remember the past are condemned to watch helplessly as the mindless masses repeat it.

[lester1/2jr]

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
Elizabeth Taylor

[Cthulhu]

If you have 60 tabs open in the browser, tell people who might use your computer that you need them.
You are going to be p**sed, if you find them closed.

[Flangepart]

Never dig a hole you can't hide a body in.

[Saucerman]

Never spit into the wind.

[Trevor]

For the guys: don't sneeze while you pee. Trust me. 

[trekgeezer]

It's not the size of the wand that puts the rabbit in the hat. It's the skill of the magician.

[Cthulhu]

Some people are dumb.


These are the truest words any man has ever spoken.

[ghouck]

Don't smoke dope, , , when you're stoned. You don't get any higher, just lower on dope.

[Mofo Rising]

If you can't laugh at yourself, other people will do it for you.

[indianasmith]

When the snake falls in love with the garden hose, it's time to buy a new pair of boots!

[Trevor]

Thou shalt not poo more than thine undies can handle.  

[Leah]

To "err" is to Humans, To "arr" is to pirates!

[Mofo Rising]

It's important to remember that anytime you have a complaint about the rest of humanity, you still need to include yourself in that population.

In fact, the very thing you are railing against, you are probably one of the worst offenders.

Them's the breaks. The rest of humanity is stupid, and you. Join the club.