Wisdom of the day

[Cthulhu]

This is pretty straightforward. Share your wisdom here, day by day!

When your right hand is bigger than the left, it's time to get a girlfriend.

[Trevor]

This is pretty straightforward. Share your wisdom here, day by day!

When your right hand is bigger than the left, it's time to get a girlfriend.

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Thou shalt turneth thine undies over and over and inside out again and again before thou dost changeth them. 

[indianasmith]

In the great game between the genders, women shall always emerge victorious, for they have the dual advantage of being the opponent . . . and the goal.


(that one is original to me and I am rather proud of it!)

[The Burgomaster]

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking 'til you do succeed.

[Andrew]

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking 'til you do succeed.

Have you been reading Jenna Jameson's book again?

[The Burgomaster]

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking 'til you do succeed.

Have you been reading Jenna Jameson's book again?

My wife won't let me.   

[macabre]

hi
the only time you should look down on a woman
is when she is performing oral sex!!!

[Vik]

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking 'til you do succeed.

Have you been reading Jenna Jameson's book again?

[Cthulhu]

If you're tired, but you need to stay awake, eat pumpkin seeds. It sounds stupid, but it will keep you awake.

Note: This doesn't work while driving. DO NOT TRY THIS, AND TRY TO DRIVE.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Never fry bacon when naked

[InformationGeek]

It's not cool when your right hand confesses it's love for you.

[Silverlady]

Smile at someone ...  odds are they will smile back at you! 

[The Burgomaster]

To err is human; to forgive is not Company Policy.

[indianasmith]

"Meetings . . . because none of us is as dumb as all of us!"

Despair.com

[sideorderofninjas]

People who use the word "regret" normally don't mean it.