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Holy crap, I'm getting married in four days...

Started by Joe the Destroyer, August 18, 2010, 04:22:02 PM

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Joe the Destroyer

August 18, 2010, 04:22:02 PM
So, if you don't see me over the next two weeks, it's because I'm either palling around with my groomsmen, getting married, or over in Hawaii on my honeymoon.  Everything is taken care of, I just need to write the vows.

Holy crap, write vows... I can write almost anything fictitious, but vows? 

Rev. Powell

#1
August 18, 2010, 04:30:34 PM
Congratulations!  Am I invited to the bachelor party?  :cheers:

It will be good to finally have sex, won't it? 
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Skull

#2
August 18, 2010, 04:37:17 PM
 :cheers:

getting married is exciting... its also exciting to see people wearing suits/dresses that normaly dont... :)

Have loads of fun and watchout for the classic "everybody takes a shot" trick... (your the only one drinking the alcohol while the others are drinking water)

Andrew

#3
August 18, 2010, 04:44:37 PM
Congratulations!

Vows, vows, vows.  Okay, I got some for you:

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3mnkids

#4
August 18, 2010, 05:26:20 PM
Congratulations   :cheers:
There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far~ ruminations

SkullBat308

#5
August 18, 2010, 05:51:45 PM
Congratulations Joe!!! :cheers:

The Human Blood keeps them alive, FOREVER

"Life is a hideous thing, and from the background behind what we know of it peer daemoniacal hints of truth which make it sometimes a thousandfold more hideous." - Lovecraft

Umaril The Unfeathered

#6
August 18, 2010, 06:17:29 PM
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on August 18, 2010, 04:22:02 PM
So, if you don't see me over the next two weeks, it's because I'm either palling around with my groomsmen, getting married, or over in Hawaii on my honeymoon.  Everything is taken care of, I just need to write the vows.

Holy crap, write vows... I can write almost anything fictitious, but vows? 

Just remember that marriage is an institution...it's the institution you wind up in after 20 years of marriege. 

Then there's the "honeydew" list...honey do this, honey do that..

I could go on, but there's some things you have to find out for yourself in this most derring-do of endeavors. But as always, congratulations and I hope you have a great time on your honeymoon.  3 cheers for Joe The Destroyer!  :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!

indianasmith

#7
August 18, 2010, 07:11:19 PM
Remember - in marriage, as in life, one good turn . . .






will get you most of the covers!!!!!!!! :bouncegiggle:


CONGRATULATIONS!

May you live as long as you want to, and may you want to as long as you live!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Mr. DS

#8
August 18, 2010, 07:26:53 PM
I'm sorry Joe...I'm so so sorry.   :bluesad:  Actually congrats... :cheers:
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

JJ80

#9
August 18, 2010, 07:44:36 PM
Congratulations! All the best!  :thumbup:
There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack

Newt

#10
August 18, 2010, 09:20:41 PM
Congratulations!   :thumbup: 
"May I offer you a Peek Frean?" - Walter Bishop
"Thank you for appreciating my descent into deviant behavior, Mr. Reese." - Harold Finch

retrorussell

#11
August 18, 2010, 09:28:53 PM
Farewell to your freedom.  :bouncegiggle:
Seriously, congrats!  :cheers:
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

ulthar

#12
August 18, 2010, 11:33:13 PM
Congrats!!

Our Wedding was a costume party..I was a Celtic Werewolf.  Vows? Yep, ya gotta take 'em.  Life as a grown up starts now... (but the fun does NOT end)...
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Professor Hathaway:  I noticed you stopped stuttering.
Bodie:      I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.

--Real Genius

Trevor

#13
August 19, 2010, 01:12:50 AM
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on August 18, 2010, 04:22:02 PM
So, if you don't see me over the next two weeks, it's because I'm either palling around with my groomsmen, getting married, or over in Hawaii on my honeymoon.  Everything is taken care of, I just need to write the vows.

Holy crap, write vows... I can write almost anything fictitious, but vows? 

Congrats, Joe: good wishes buddy and all that goes with it.  :cheers:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Cthulhu

#14
August 19, 2010, 02:53:33 AM
Congratulations, man! Have a great honeymoon! :thumbup: :teddyr:
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