North Korea, Now With Computers!

[Nukie 2]

"Damned dial-up!"

[InformationGeek]

I told you before, you cannot keep checking your private e-mails while you are on the job.

[JJ80]

Operator: "Just as well that I stopped watching that torrent of "Team America"!"

[Rev. Powell]

No, no, don't close the browser, I dig the freaky stuff!

[Mean Machine]

"I swear if I didn't have a family that would suffer for it, I'd jump up and snap that worthless little psycho's neck and to hell with what his guards did to me!"

[Mean Machine]

Dear leader shows his love for the common people by watching them work, while wearing thick gloves so he doesn't risk actually touching them, or anything they may have touched.

[sprite75]

K to the J to the IL in the Hizzy!

[AndyC]

Kim Jong Il tries to improve his image by standing next to people who look dorkier than he does, but even in here, his efforts come to nothing.

[venomx]

Tech: Sir, your new Samsung 3D monitor is ready...

Kim Jong tests his new 3D gaming glasses.

[WingedSerpent]

No, your account is at yahoo..it doesn't matter if you sing in here, or at the library's computer. No, You don't install google onto a computer, its a search engine, its already on the internet.   Just double click on the internet explorer icon...this one, the one that says internet explorer on it.  Man, do I hate having to teach my parents how to use a computer.

[JPickettIII]

Quick, go to www.badmovies.org.  I want to see if Andy posted my Reader Review for Team America.  I gave it a Skull.

My log in is, Drkyone.

My pass word is ******.

Hurry.

[Neville]

...And remember, type LOAD"*",8 to start Windows 7.

[Leah]

"..and Dr. DRe said- Nothing you idiots, Dr. Dre's Dead, he's looked in my basement!..."

[Mr. DS]

"Sir you can take your hat off,  your hair won't look any worse than it ever has."

[Leah]

man this computer-ery thingyofamig is hard to understand!