I find your...

[sprite75]

I find your lack of faith in the Detroit Lions winning it all this year disturbing.

[AndyC]

"Why yes, your new razor did a great job. I'm lucky I don't have to worry about stuff like that. Ha ha."

Meanwhile, Tarkin is annoyed that nobody commented on his new pommade.

[Mean Machine]

Tarkin thinking "He never chokes me like that..."

[Leah]

Vader: What, you don't like my cooking? Well then DIE!

Tarkin: No, it's not-ack!

[Trevor]

........lack of faith in the power of Trevor's underpants the Dark Side to be disturbing......" 

[Rev. Powell]

Hey boss, think we could get rid of these high collars? They really make my neck itch.

[sprite75]

Vader: Remember, thanks to my equipment I have eyes in the back of my head and saw you making all those rude hand gestures in my direction!

[retrorussell]

Vader: Admiral, please!  Pop that zit on your neck somewhere else!

[flackbait]

I find your lack of faith in the Detroit Lions winning it all this year disturbing.

The lions could field a team of Vaders and we'd still lose!

[JPickettIII]

I really find your game of "Smelt Dealt It" really disturbing.  Now you will know the full power of the Death Star.  

[Leah]

Vader: I told you to NEVER watch, sing, and/or both Beiber's BAby!

[Mr. DS]

Vader: "Call me "Little Annie" again...I friggin' dare ya..."

or

"Jar Jar still lives?  You have failed me for the last time..."

[ulthar]

"I find your lack of faith in the power of the non-anonymous forum karma system VERY disturbing..."





(stupid inside humor...it's late and I should just go to bed)

[Nukie 2]

Vader: "Yah fihad!"

[Hammock Rider]

Lord Vader( cough cough), when was the last time you cleaned the ventilation system in the Death Star?