And then they have the word "stabbing" in giant, tiger-print letters. Here I thought I had a morbid sense of humor.
I know what you mean about the hometown thing. Seems the last times Spokane had even a slight amount of media attention:
1. Our mayor was involved in a gay sex scandal
2. We had a serial killer (who was thankfully caught and sentenced to an eternity in prison)
3. Really, do you think enough interesting things happen here to have a third item? Traffic violations make the news here.