Main Menu

Lowest rated movie on IMDB you HAVE seen?

Started by Rev. Powell, October 10, 2010, 09:53:14 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

Rev. Powell

This is a companion to the highest rated movie on IMDB you've never seen thread... what's the lowest rated movie you have seen?  (Link to the list: http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom). 

This one should be easier.  For me its #2, MONSTER A GO-GO.  Not counting the MST3K versions (that's cheating, I think) I've also seen #7, SKYDIVERS; #20, THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS; #28, THE WILD WORLD OF BATWOMAN; #52, SPACE MUTINY; #56, HOUSE OF THE DEAD; #57, EEGAH; and #69, THE HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND [AKA BODY IN THE WEB]. Looks like I've got a lot of work to do!
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

The Burgomaster

9. Manos
19. Track of the Moon Beast
20. Beast of Yucca Flats
43. Santa Claus
54. Incredibly Strange Creatures
57. Eegah!
69. Body in the Web
78. Mitchell
83. Santa Claud Conquers the Martians

I have all of these on DVD, except the Mexican SANTA CLAUS (#43), bnut I used to have that one on a VHS tape!


"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Saucerman

9. MANOS THE HANDS OF FATE
10. ZAAT
12. ZOMBIE NATION (Which I would rank lower than either MANOS or ZAAT)
19. TRACK OF THE MOON BEAST (I actually thought this one wasn't too bad)
20. BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS (ditto)
31. THE MAIZE (I went to high school with the director's oldest daughter, who has a brief cameo in the film)
40. THE CREEPING TERROR
57. EEGAH
64. TROLL 2
65. LASERBLAST (my copy is autographed)
83. SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS

That's not counting ones I've only seen through MST3K. 

Jim H

I've seen #9 Manos, The Final Sacrifice, Pod People, Pumaman, Incredibly Strange...Zombies, Troll 2, Laserblast, Leonard Part 6, Lawnmower Man 2, Mitchell, Alone in the Dark, Battlefield Earth...  I must admit, I really should see some more of these awful films.

Jack

I saw the MST3K version of Manos, but only made it to the women's wrestling scene (which reminds me, I need to buy that DVD).  Also saw the MST3K version of The Final Sacrifice - starring Zap Rowsdower!  Same with Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders, Track of the Moon Beast, Hobgoblins, Girl in Gold Boots, Prince of Space, Soultaker and The Pumaman.

The first one I've seen in its original form is #53, Space Mutiny.  I've seen House of the Dead, Troll 2, Laserblast, Demon Island (aka Pinata Survival Island), Alone in the Dark, Alien from LA, Battlefield Earth and It's Pat.
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Newt

Oh dear.  I have seen only four on that list:
#20 The Beast of Yucca Flats
#40 The Creeping Terror
#60 Son of the Mask
#83 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

I don't know whether to be embarrassed, ashamed or relieved.
"May I offer you a Peek Frean?" - Walter Bishop
"Thank you for appreciating my descent into deviant behavior, Mr. Reese." - Harold Finch

Leah

#6
1) I'm not even going there
2) Monster A Go-Go
3) Red Zone Cuba
4) Pocket Ninjas (I even own it! :teddyr:)
9) Manos
10) Zaat
18) Merlin's shop of Mystical Wonders
24) Pod People
28) Wild World of Batwoman
39) Prince of Space
40) The Creeping Terror
50) The Pumaman
57) Eegah!
60) Son of the Mask
62) Santa with Muscles
64) Troll 2
65) Laserblast
67) Leonard Part 6
77) Epic movie
78) Mitchell
79) Babies Genius
80) Cool As Ice
89) .com for Murder
91) Battlefield Earth
97) Meet the Spartans

damn, It's a big list (25), I'm surprised that my brain isn't mushed. Also, with the exception of Zaat, I've seen the Mst3ked movies both Mst3ked and non Mst3ked. :bouncegiggle:


yeah no.

retrorussell

MST3K'ed:
7. Sky Divers
9. Manos
11. Final Sacrifice
24. Pod People
29. Hobgoblins
40. Creeping Terror
41. Blade Master
43. Santa Claus
78. Mitchell

Non-MST3K'ed:

65. Laserblast
67. Leonard Part 6
83. Santa Claus Conquers The Martians
100. Bolero
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

lester1/2jr

#8
Zaat was kind of funky

edit: the Tony Blair Witch project hahaha.

JaseSF

#2 - Monster a-Go Go
#10- Zaat
#11- The Final Sacrifice
#19- Track of the Moon Beast
#20- Beast of Yucca Flats (I love this one!)
#28- The Wild Wild World of Batwoman
#40- The Creeping Terror (got to see this to believe it)
#53- Space Mutiny (must see bad movie!)
# 54- The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
# 57- Eegah (Have a soft spot for this one too)
# 65- Laserblast
# 72- 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain
# 83- Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (watch this several times now usually around Christmas)
# 87- Alien From L.A.
# 98- Kazaam

I've seen bits and pieces of several more listed (Battlefield Earth, Manos, Mitchell) but not the complete films...
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Mr. DS

From Justin to Kelly
House of the Dead
Troll 2
Laserblast
Meet the Spartans
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

sideorderofninjas


4. Pocket Ninjas has to be the lowest.

Good to know I wasn't the only one who bought a copy of it...
SideOrderOfNinjas
http://www.sideorderofninjas.com

"Wielding useless trivia like a katana."

claws


Joe the Destroyer

Zaat
The Beast of Yucca Flats
The Pod People
Hobgoblins
Santa Claus (1959)
Eegah
Troll 2
Leonard Part 6
Demon Island (under the title Pinata: Survival Island)
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
It's Pat

The rest looked awful enough that I never even thought to watch them. 

Flick James

#14
Sadly, I've seen the #1 movie on the list. Also, I'm proud to say I've never seen, nor will ever see, Epic Movie, Disaster Movie or Meet the Spartans:

Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
Monster a-Go Go
The Beast of Yucca Flats (partially)
Zodiac Killer
Hobgoblins (partially)
The Blade Master
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?
Leonard Part 6
Baby Geniuses
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Kazaam
I don't always talk about bad movies, but when I do, I prefer badmovies.org