Barney Approaches

[Mr. DS]

Barney: "Ooooooh boy, my favorite dinner!  Kids n cat!!"

[Doggett]

Child abusers always find new ways to get close to their victims...Its a sick world we live in.

[sprite75]

Two plus two is four, two plus two is four...


Hehehe. I can see why this is so popular. ...

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

Jeez, did Toho really have to cut their budget THAT much?

[Leah]

Barney: Hey Kiiiiiids, do you want to please uncle Barney?

[Leah]

Before making his most famous role in The Simpsons, Barney has had the role of a big pink pedophile dinosaur

[venomx]

Little girl 1: Ok listen... He's right behind us... pick up Kitty and %^#%@!# RUN!

[AndyC]

"Goddammit, I said I was allergic to cats! Get these brats and their little beast outta here! Aw, sh!t, my nose is running. Somebody get this f**king head off and wipe my g*ddamn nose before I get snot all over the inside of this f**king thing. Jeez Louise, can you a$$holes do anything right? Fine, just shut up and roll the cameras. Let's do it again, and get it right this time, for f**k's sake."