I visited Menard

[Derf]

My wife and I made a trek to Lubbock, Texas, and on the way, we visited Menard. Menard, Texas, that is. 

A few miles further north, we stopped in Eden for a bathroom break. So I also peed in Eden. Say it! It's fun! 

[retrorussell]

Did you pee while you visited Menard?  If so, then you peed in Menard.  Eww...

[Paquita]

Sometimes I go to Menard's when I need a screw.  Menard's the hardware store, that is.

[Menard]

Sometimes I go to Menard's when I need a screw.

 

[Trevor]

Did you pee while you visited Menard?  If so, then you peed in Menard.  Eww...

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[lester1/2jr]

I saw Menard the other day at the brothel. No joke he was there and so was I

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Sometimes I go to Menard's when I need a screw.  Menard's the hardware store, that is.

Years ago I found out Menard's wood is warped. Swore I'd never look it at again

[Rev. Powell]

I saw Menard the other day at the brothel. No joke he was there and so was I

Did you mean to say, "I saw my nards the other day at the brothel?"