Double Holy Facepalm

[sprite75]

A rare Double Holy Facepalm.

[Leah]

for the last time, it's now we eat, not how we eat.

[TheDope]

CARDINAL 1 - Oh no; he's saying "Sanctus Spiritus" instead of "Spiritus Sanctus" again....

CARDINAL 2 - I know, I know...but are YOU gonna tell him?

[Leah]

for the love of God, why did he come in his KKK uniform again?

[Mr. DS]

Church dance choreography was never a big hit with the masses. 

[Hammock Rider]

"Oh no, he's going to tell that story about the time he met Wayne Newton!"

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

Pope: "A Jewish guy and an Arab guy walk into a bar...."

Cardinal #1: "On no...not that one again."

Cardinal #2: "Good Lord, wait until Ahmedinijad hears THIS one..."

[AndyC]

The Popemobile is impounded when none of the occupants can successfully touch their noses.

[sprite75]

Pope: In the name of the ghost, the holy son....In the name of the father, the holy...In the name of...

[retrorussell]

Pope: In order to celebrate Labor Day, I want you each to put these "L" stickers on your foreheads.  Go on, now!
Archbishop 1: Like this?
Archbishop 2: Are you sure this is kosher?
Pope: Of course!  Smile and wave! (snicker)

[Hammock Rider]

"B-12. Once again that's B-12. Do we have a Bingo?"

[AndyC]

One of these men took Motrin for his headache. The other two did not.

[sprite75]

...In the Son of the Name, the...In the Spirit Name...Hold on guys, I'll get it right sooner or later.

[AndyC]

Dan Brown's Scanners, based on the bestselling novel.

[Olivia Bauer]

He forgot his meds this morning. He thinks he's the Dalai Lama.