Favorite Mystery Science Theater 3000 Host Segments

[Flangepart]

The 'Orvil Reddenbacker' commercial parody.
"You're gonna be eating cheese. Government cheese!"

[Raffine]

A Danger to Myself and Others
from ATTACK OF THE GIANT LEECHES

Oh, I'm a danger to myself and others.

My cousins are as close as brothers.

I stay out in the rain all the time!


CROW: He's a danger to himself and others.

Only likes shows with Sally Struthers.

I can't even think of a word that rhymes.


TOM: Ya just did!


JOEL: How dumb are you Uncle-Dad?


TOM: Well pretty dumb, that's for sure!


CROW: How dumb are you Uncle-Dad?


TOM: Well this pipe's filled with manure!


ALL: We're a danger to ourselves and others.

Screw the earth and steal our mothers.

Leave us in the woods and we're just fine.

We're a danger to ourselves and others.

Good livestock with better lovers.

Hunting leeches is what we call a good time!


[Joel throws dynamite.]

[AndyC]

The "faux Dead End Kids patois" bit at the end of The Unearthly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZiB3Dv4Avc
It's at about 6:15.

[Flangepart]

And speaking of end credits fun...
One word...from Werewolf...
"TUSKS!"

[HappyGilmore]

A Patrick Swayze Christmas from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZyJCV_dyug

[AndyC]

The Observers sing "When I Held Your Brain in My Arms." Kevin Murphy really has a fantastic singing voice, although it's Mike we see lip syncing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bV4-w2H5qE

[AndyC]

I really got a kick out of the Observers. The food pills were hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81eKLe_j7sc

[Rev. Powell]

A Patrick Swayze Christmas from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZyJCV_dyug

"I've never heard of an action sequence in a Christmas carol before." 

That episode contains what may be my all-time favorite exchange:

JOEL: What do you want for Christmas, Crow?
CROW: I want to decide who lives and who dies.
JOEL: Oh, I don't know...

[Leah]

Joel with the big 'o  yellow drum from Rocketship X-M

[Rev. Powell]

The mads' half of the invention exchange in THE GIANT GILA MONSTER: Renaissance Faire punching bags!

"Huzzah, my butt, you satin-suited, Tolkien-reading loser!"

[AndyC]

The invention exchange before The Lost Continent. Frank's enhanced exercise equipment that yields extra benefits. He adapts a rowing machine to power a small boat, and invents a stepper you can climb from one level to another, as well as a treadmill that allows you to move around.

[Hammock Rider]

All through Track of the Moon Beast they made fun of John Longbone for his love of stew made of chicken....corn...green peppers......onions.....

[HappyGilmore]

A Patrick Swayze Christmas from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZyJCV_dyug

"I've never heard of an action sequence in a Christmas carol before." 

That episode contains what may be my all-time favorite exchange:

JOEL: What do you want for Christmas, Crow?
CROW: I want to decide who lives and who dies.
JOEL: Oh, I don't know...

Probably my all time favorite episode.  Which says a lot, cause I love so many of them.

[bob]

"it's a Patrick Swayze Christmas"

[AndyC]

The Final Sacrifice, when everybody comes down with hockey hair, except Mike, who's already had it.