You are BANNED!!!

[Menard]

This is a little game thread I'm starting in honor of Trevor. He had requested a 30 day ban on himself for...hmmm...uh nonsense?

Just wanted to say to Trevor that standing up for yourself, telling somebody how you feel about something they said, and feeling the sting of a personal afront on your character are not nonsense.

To drive that point home, and lighten things up a bit, I'm starting a thread where the object is to ban a member of the forum, for a silly reason.

You need to post the user's name you are banning (it does help), and the silly reason you are banning.

The effect of being banned is that the member who has been banned cannot immediately post to this thread until somebody else has posted; works rather like a Skip card does in UNO.

For example: if I banned Andrew because he only lives 15 minutes from home ( ) then he will have to wait until somebody else has posted banning someone other than him before he can post. Yes, the same person can be banned consecutively by different members. To be fair, once you have banned someone, you also have to wait until somebody else posts before you can ban another.

Just use some common sense in your remarks; this is suppose to be silly, not insulting (that's my domain...ladies).



For the first ban, I name Paquita.

The reason: inappropriate use of boobs. 

[Rev. Powell]

I ban Menard.

Reason: for not appreciating Paquita's inappropriate boobs.

[RCMerchant]

Dang! I wuz gonna ban Menard!

I ban....lemme tink....DOGGET! Cuz he smells! And his Momma dresses him funny! 

[Sleepyskull]

I ban Rev.Powell because he does not appreciate the awesomeness that is Robert Palmer.

 

[Mr. DS]

I ban Jack for his improper use of a tomato plant to cover up a hole in the siding of his house. 

[indianasmith]

I'll ban AndyC for his terrible taste in hats!

[Olivia Bauer]

I'd ban myself for not coming up with a good name.

[Paquita]

I ban BTM for not appreciating my photo of poop.

p.s. I am both honored and offended at being the first ban

[Doggett]

I ban....lemme tink....DOGGET! Cuz he smells! And his Momma dresses him funny! 

How did you know that....



I'm banning Newt !
The way she came onto me at the Christmas party was totally unacceptable (yet strangely thrilling...)...   

[Menard]

p.s. I am both honored and offended...

I have that affect.


I ban lester1/2jr...for being lester1/2jr

[Derf]

p.s. I am both honored and offended...

I have that affect.


I ban lester1/2jr...for being lester1/2jr

I ban Menard for using the word "affect" when he meant "effect." 

[RCMerchant]

I ban Cheezeflix because the old reprobate aint been around to beat my ass! (WHERE IS CHEEZY?) 

[Menard]

I ban Menard for using the word "affect" when he meant "effect." 

Nope; meant "affect". Considered both, but chose affect for timbre. The distinction being influence versus outcome.


I ban Derf for having big ears and being just so darn cute.

[RCMerchant]

I ban Menard for using the word "affect" when he meant "effect." 

Nope; meant "affect". Considered both, but chose affect for timbre. The distinction being influence versus outcome.


I ban Derf for having big ears and being just so darn cute.

"member the joke about kissing a rabbit 'tween  the ears?
Pull  inside out yer  front pockets-"Kiss the Rabbit tween the ears!" Not on you,Derf-facts, I cant do anything. MyNards didnt ban anybody yet...so im impotent to act....! (Something you may identify with,Menard!  )

[Raffine]

I ban Allhallowsday for mentioning GONE WITH THE WIND in the same post as Larry Buchanan.

How dare he insult Larry Buchanan!