Mecha-Blog-Zilla's latest review: "The Cat In The Hat"

[TheDope]

This inutterable mess is odoriferously bad,
Watching it will make you astoundingly sad.
It features a Canadian in a red/white chapeau,
Who stinks - oh so bad - you'll wish he would go.

My review of this thing may be clanking and shrill,
But I went on and swallowed this bitterish pill.
So heed word of The Dope and take my advice:
If you see this Cat, put it on ice.