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Farting to become a crime in Malawi

Started by Trevor, February 07, 2011, 01:05:28 AM

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Trevor

February 07, 2011, 01:05:28 AM
 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

I will just [cough] let this one go............. :teddyr:

www.timeslive.co.za/africa/article893220.ece/Malawi-to-debate-public-farting-ban

:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Rev. Powell

#1
February 07, 2011, 02:30:18 PM
Thanks for breaking this story, I hadn't gotten wind of it...  :wink:
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Derf

#2
February 07, 2011, 02:48:24 PM
Well, this just stinks.
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Rev. Powell

#3
February 07, 2011, 05:48:12 PM
Quote from: Derf on February 07, 2011, 02:48:24 PM
Well, this just stinks.

I think it's a gas!
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Leah

#4
February 07, 2011, 08:51:27 PM
Are these guys ye olde farts? :teddyr:
yeah no.

Mr. DS

#5
February 07, 2011, 08:51:35 PM
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Umaril The Unfeathered

#6
February 07, 2011, 09:14:48 PM
This story definitely blew me away when I got wind of it.. and it's been far(t) too long since a story like this has been reported.
Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!

indianasmith

#7
February 08, 2011, 12:07:00 AM
It has made me positively bilious!!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Trevor

#8
February 08, 2011, 01:08:49 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on February 07, 2011, 02:30:18 PM
Thanks for breaking this story, I hadn't gotten wind of it...  :wink:

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

#9
February 08, 2011, 01:09:25 AM
Quote from: Derf on February 07, 2011, 02:48:24 PM
Well, this just stinks.

True words indeed.  :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Jack

#10
February 08, 2011, 08:15:32 AM
I imagine there are much greater penalties for releasing a "silent bud deadly" and then fleeing the scene?
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Trevor

#11
February 08, 2011, 08:35:28 AM
Quote from: Jack on February 08, 2011, 08:15:32 AM
I imagine there are much greater penalties for releasing a "silent bud deadly" and then fleeing the scene?

:teddyr: :teddyr:

Or kids could let one go and then say "It wasn't me!" and point at an older person.  :bouncegiggle:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Leah

#12
February 08, 2011, 09:27:28 PM
Suddenly, the decline of Mexican mixed beans steak fajitas took a drastic turd, I mean turn for the worst.
yeah no.

Raffine

#13
February 09, 2011, 08:21:47 PM
New Malawi flag:

If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Doggett

#14
February 09, 2011, 11:07:13 PM
Quote from: Raffine on February 09, 2011, 08:21:47 PM
New Malawi flag:



Whoever said the rhyme did the crime

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If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.
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