Fact Of The Day

[indianasmith]

Frying bacon naked is generally considered inadvisable, however.

[BoyScoutKevin]

There are all kinds of bars. There are gold bars, the Chicago Bars, and Smoky the Bar, but most of your bars are onboard your cruise ships. There are . . .

Drink Bars
champagne -- coffee -- cognac -- espresso -- juice -- martini -- sake -- tequila -- whiskey -- and wine.

Food Bars
antipasti -- burrito -- carvery -- frozen yogurt -- ice -- ice cream -- pasta -- pizza -- salad -- sashimi -- seafood -- snack -- sushi -- taco -- and tapas.

Location Bars
atrium -- casino -- indoor -- observation -- outdoor -- pool -- and swim-up.

and Miscellaneous Bars
cigar -- cyber -- golf -- jazz -- karaoke -- moving (it rotates in place) -- piano -- private -- public -- sports -- and wellness.

Next time: Rest and Recreation

[Raffine]

Frying bacon naked is generally considered inadvisable, however.

Frying anything naked is generally considered inadvisable in my book.

[Leah]

There are all kinds of bars. There are gold bars, the Chicago Bars, and Smoky the Bar, but most of your bars are onboard your cruise ships. There are . . .

Drink Bars
champagne -- coffee -- cognac -- espresso -- juice -- martini -- sake -- tequila -- whiskey -- and wine.

Food Bars
antipasti -- burrito -- carvery -- frozen yogurt -- ice -- ice cream -- pasta -- pizza -- salad -- sashimi -- seafood -- snack -- sushi -- taco -- and tapas.

Location Bars
atrium -- casino -- indoor -- observation -- outdoor -- pool -- and swim-up.

and Miscellaneous Bars
cigar -- cyber -- golf -- jazz -- karaoke -- moving (it rotates in place) -- piano -- private -- public -- sports -- and wellness.

Next time: Rest and Recreation

And then there's the New Orleans Bars, which has the drunks wobbling wild on the streets with drinks in their hands.

[zelmo73]

Frying bacon naked is generally considered inadvisable, however.

It does wake you up early in the morning though, and it makes you forget about your hangover really quick! 

[indianasmith]

My nostrils have been voted the most sexy breathing apertures in the universe three years in a row!!!!*





*SOURCE: an unusually vivid dream after eating a peanut butter and mushroom pizza

[Flangepart]

Frying bacon naked is generally considered inadvisable, however.

Frying anything naked is generally considered inadvisable in my book.

Yes, if you fry something, put some cloths on it first! As long as it's not polyester.

[Raffine]

The last time a Republican was elected president of the united States without a Nixon or a Bush on the ticket was 1928.

'Sporange', a botany term meaning 'spore case', actually rhymes with 'orange'.

Marie Curie's notebooks are still radioactive.

[BoyScoutKevin]

I promised rest and relaxation, but I'll do that next time, as I need to get this out first.

"18 Things One Can Do to Grow One's Operation from a 2-Man Operation to an Operation That Is Worldwide."

01. Expand not contract.

02. But expand wisely.

03. Hire enough of the best.

04. The world is a changing place, so change with it.

05. But change carefully.

06. Promote! Promote! Promote!

07. Know how to use what you have.

08. If something does not work, then adapt! adapt! adapt! or get out.

09. Listen to your customers.

10. But use your own judgment.

11. Have and maintain a sense of humor.

12. Research! Research! Research!

13. Sucess comes not from what one has done yesterday, or last week, or last month, or even last year, but what was done a decade ago.

14. Spend money to make money.

15. But spend it wisely and carefully.

16. Make all welcome.

17. No one can live forever, so have a line of succession set up, ere you pass on.

18. And just get lucky.

Inspired by Marty Sklar's "Dream It! Do It!" Which we'll talk about more and later, when we review it.

Next time: rest and relaxation or recreation and relaxation

[Leah]

Marie Curie's notebooks are still radioactive.

That is the last time I eat from a Taco Trailer, made my farts radioactive. 

[Rev. Powell]

Marie Curie's notebooks are still radioactive.

That is the last time I eat from a Taco Trailer, made my farts radioactive. 

Fact: Wikipedia defines "non sequitur" as "something said that, because of its apparent lack of meaning relative to what preceded it, seems absurd to the point of being humorous or confusing."

[BoyScoutKevin]

As promised, once you have eaten and drank your fill, you may want to do some recreation and relaxation. Just be aware that all these listed are onboard cruise ship activities.

Badminton -- baggo -- basketball -- blongo (I have no idea what this is) -- bocce ball -- bowling -- boxing -- British bowls
Croquet
Darts -- dodgeball
Foosball
Ice skating -- in-line skating
Jogging
Mini golf
Paddle tennis -- Pool
Quoits
Rappelling -- rock climbing -- roller skating
Scuba diving -- shuffleboard -- skydiving -- soccer -- squash -- surfing -- swimming
Table tennis -- tennis
Volleyball
Water polo
Ziplining

But, no more skeet shooting or obstacle courses.

Next time: Then and now.

[Trevor]

Marie Curie's notebooks are still radioactive.

That is the last time I eat from a Taco Trailer, made my farts radioactive. 

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[Umaril Has Returned]

Frying bacon naked is generally considered inadvisable, however.

Yeah, bent over the stove naked while frying bacon and you're libel to burn your sausage on top of it...

[ER]

Stanley Kubrick was so worried about being murdered by a deranged fan that he kept a file of known admirers he considered possible future suspects, to be handed over to the police in the event his fears proved correct.