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Started by retrorussell, February 14, 2011, 06:46:41 PM

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JayJayM12

#15
February 16, 2011, 04:33:25 PM
Quote from: retrorussell on February 15, 2011, 07:00:58 PM
Quote from: JayJayM12 on February 15, 2011, 10:57:43 AM
Up next, we speak to Oscar winners Tommy Wiseau and Keanu Reeves.
Not sure who Tommy Wiseau is but I really, really don't like Keanu Reeves.  Karma for that.

Thanks retrorussell!  Tommy Wiseau is the writer/director/star/producer/composer/caterer/key grip/stuntman responsible for the movie "The Room".  I agree on the Keanu dislike!
Check out my movie reviews and articles at:  www.cinedump.com<br /><br />Or, don\\\'t check them out - see if I care.  You\\\'re not my real mom anyway.  Unless, you are.  In which case, whatever, I\\\'ll do what I want.  It\\\'s my hot body.  Y\\\'all don\\\'t know me.

retrorussell

#16
February 16, 2011, 06:46:51 PM
Quote from: JayJayM12 on February 16, 2011, 04:33:25 PM
Quote from: retrorussell on February 15, 2011, 07:00:58 PM
Quote from: JayJayM12 on February 15, 2011, 10:57:43 AM

Thanks retrorussell!  Tommy Wiseau is the writer/director/star/producer/composer/caterer/key grip/stuntman responsible for the movie "The Room".  I agree on the Keanu dislike!
Ah.. never seen The Room, that's probably why I never heard of Mr. Wiseau.

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Apple-scented children cavorted about in a swamp of Dionysus's snot as candied yams danced to REM's "Shiny Happy People".
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

indianasmith

#17
February 16, 2011, 06:52:44 PM
Saudi Arabian government announces complete religious freedom for all citizens.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

JaseSF

#18
February 16, 2011, 06:59:48 PM
All Western countries agree to stop trade with China until its people are allowed equal rights and democractic reforms.
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

retrorussell

#19
February 16, 2011, 10:30:49 PM
Chinese goats berated lost Scandinavians wandering about through tarry fields, seeking Cheetos puffs and hefting giant crazy straws.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

claws

#20
February 17, 2011, 01:48:11 AM
Lady Gaga retires from singing and becomes a mute nun.

Chainsawmidget

#21
February 17, 2011, 02:09:45 PM
You're under arrest for molesting the President on National TV. 

SPazzo

#22
February 18, 2011, 10:17:31 AM
Welcome to Canada, please deposit your monkey in the box on the left and wait for further instructions from the battle droids in front of you.

JaseSF

#23
February 18, 2011, 01:29:04 PM
Welcome to the U.S.A. where we know more about every other country than our own.
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

retrorussell

#24
February 18, 2011, 03:18:18 PM
If you like, I can paint my genitalia blue and throw dysentery-infected dogs at the wall while singing "We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off".
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

JayJayM12

#25
February 18, 2011, 05:49:56 PM
Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen died today of NATURAL causes...
Check out my movie reviews and articles at:  www.cinedump.com<br /><br />Or, don\\\'t check them out - see if I care.  You\\\'re not my real mom anyway.  Unless, you are.  In which case, whatever, I\\\'ll do what I want.  It\\\'s my hot body.  Y\\\'all don\\\'t know me.

alandhopewell

#26
September 01, 2011, 10:14:51 AM
     Whilst a novice to Octopus Darts, the sheer excitement made me want to disrobe to Caltic Woman.
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

JaseSF

#27
September 01, 2011, 09:21:05 PM
Swaying moon maidens sang their wallowing siren song to lure unwary astronauts astray.
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

indianasmith

#28
September 01, 2011, 10:09:34 PM
Mmmmm . . . . Trevor's underpants smell like lollipops!!!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

retrorussell

#29
September 02, 2011, 02:09:51 PM
Jesus bit into a mouse sandwich and it exploded.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
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