Make a sentence you're pretty sure no-one's said before!

[A_Dubya]

This Tuesday in Texas was exceedingly fun when we hit that bong on top of the giant pirate ship.

[retrorussell]

Chinese mud wrestlers fought valiantly against the oppression of salted popcorn.

[alandhopewell]

     Thank you for the wedgie, Dad.

[JaseSF]

Irish elves worked feverishly to decipher the mind-numbing language symbols left behind by Aztec aliens from the planet Ignatz.

[Leah]

was the tiger being humped by that gorilla in the burning store underwater on Neptune?

[the Rev. J. Darkside]

Ballistica Narphistica!

I just found the name for my next D&D character.

[Rev. Powell]

That mole wasn't as pervy as advertised.

[retrorussell]

Blind elephant-poodle hybrids hang glided from the Empire State Building on their way to Macy's department store, but collided in mid-air with meth-addicted kangaroos that sang the Apple Jacks commercial in B-minor while piloting square dirigibles.

[JaseSF]

Wendell Wells walked to the edge of the waterfalls hoping to collect water to pour into Wendell's many wells which he had previously filled with cheesy Kraft Dinner and Meatballs and Gravy.

[A_Dubya]

Did that evil, tortoise-loving jackass cook a plate of boiled mutton last week?

[JaseSF]

The wiry little grey aliens hailed me at once as their purported leader citing my abnormal gaseous abilities as a significant thing of wonder and delighting in the smells I apparently frequently produced.

[retrorussell]

My spooky butt had an epiphany last night: giant flying turtle-shaped burrito shells may actually exist on the uncharted island in the West Indies area known as Fornicata.

[JaseSF]

The mutant sheepdog/goat wanted to eat everything in sight including the kids' Ipods, checkers, Chiclets and smelly dirty socks.

[retrorussell]

If I tape my butt-cheeks together, can I enjoy the sweet, sweet sounds of hummingbirds in heat pecking at my anal zits?

[alandhopewell]

     No matter what, you can't write off cherleaders on your tax return.