Make a sentence you're pretty sure no-one's said before!

[retrorussell]

Hey kids-- coming soon to your local supermarket: Krispy Anal Polyps Cereal!

[RCMerchant]

" I puked up live porch snails today."

[bob]

"The anal probe smells like alien urine!"

[chainsaw midget]

"I really wish that guy would stop sneaking into my house and leaving hundred dollar bills everywhere."

[indianasmith]

I put my herby-glurby in the zzazazapatat by accident and it felt really gerbological.

[bob]

"Come on in kids, time to eat the alien ham!"

[bob]

"I use sandpaper to wipe my ass!"