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Make a sentence you're pretty sure no-one's said before!

Started by retrorussell, February 14, 2011, 06:46:41 PM

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AoTFan

I took my car to the mechanic for a standard tune up and he said it was perfectly fine!  Told me to come back in another 3,000 miles or so. 

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indianasmith

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"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

chainsaw midget

The Olympic Gold medal for gymnastics goes to three time U.S. President Donald Trump.

Rev. Powell

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

ER

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chainsaw midget

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retrorussell

"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

zombie no.one

Quote from: chainsaw midget on August 21, 2023, 10:47:38 AM
The Olympic Gold medal for gymnastics goes to three time U.S. President Donald Trump.

Trump has definitely said this sentence.
please do not mock my potato.

bob

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I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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RCMerchant

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Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

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indianasmith

Flaming turtles from outer space are trying to kidnap my nostrils!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Rev. Powell

Last night I saw my dead grandma having fully-clothed lesbian sex at a rave.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Alex

Quote from: Rev. Powell on September 13, 2023, 02:53:09 PM
Last night I saw my dead grandma having fully-clothed lesbian sex at a rave.

For a moment I thought this was the weird dreams thread and had a WTF moment.
Your kisses turn princes into frogs and passion plays into monologues.