Make a sentence you're pretty sure no-one's said before!

[AoTFan]

I took my car to the mechanic for a standard tune up and he said it was perfectly fine!  Told me to come back in another 3,000 miles or so. 

[Bob Freely]

My candidate lost the election, but I'm sure the other guy will do just fine!

[indianasmith]

Gorble gookies get you cookies, you big fat mookie!

[chainsaw midget]

The Olympic Gold medal for gymnastics goes to three time U.S. President Donald Trump.

[Rev. Powell]

Trevor's underpants sure smell nice today!

[ER]

"Oy, yes, rabbi, free bacon would indeed hit the spot!"

[chainsaw midget]

"How many times have I told you not to feed babies to the rabbits?"

[retrorussell]

Sit on my fist, and do the Twist!

[zombie no.one]

The Olympic Gold medal for gymnastics goes to three time U.S. President Donald Trump.

Trump has definitely said this sentence.

[bob]

My fungi collection puts your collection of monkey testicles to shame.

[claws]

... and the Oscar for best movie goes to Uwe Boll.

[RCMerchant]

These pants are made of cast iron steel.

[indianasmith]

Flaming turtles from outer space are trying to kidnap my nostrils!

[Rev. Powell]

Last night I saw my dead grandma having fully-clothed lesbian sex at a rave.

[Alex]

Last night I saw my dead grandma having fully-clothed lesbian sex at a rave.

For a moment I thought this was the weird dreams thread and had a WTF moment.