Make a sentence you're pretty sure no-one's said before!

[FatFreddysCat]

Poison's Look What The Cat Dragged In album will be the soundtrack to the next youth rebellion!!

[indianasmith]

I sure hope Roseanne Barr will pose for the next issue of PLAYBOY!

[Trevor]

I sure hope Roseanne Barr will pose for the next issue of PLAYBOY!

Vanity Fair 1994

[retrorussell]

I'm going to marry my poop, and I want you to be my best butt.

[FatFreddysCat]

Vanity Fair 1994

Well, g'nite everybody, I'm off to scrub my retinas with a Brillo pad.

[retrorussell]

Put a sandwich in your pants and a prickly cucumber up your butt and you'll have good luck for a week!

[ER]

The old say that youth is wasted upon the young; do the dead say that life is wasted upon the living?

[Gene Worm]

I just saw a dancing aba (fish) with a pirate hat run across the street, and into our neighbor's capital building.

[alandhopewell]

     Give me one minute, and I'll make turnips of your mind.

[retrorussell]

Don't keep all that Miracle-Gro for yourself to snort, hypotenuse-butt!

[Trevor]

Trevor: I love films which diss my country. 

[indianasmith]

Your mom's spleen cells' mitosis goes to college - in my fiefdom!!! 


(Actually, one of my students did say that, in 2004.)

[AoTFan]

I sure hope Roseanne Barr will pose for the next issue of PLAYBOY!

Vanity Fair 1994

(image cut for your sanity)

AHHHHHH!!

[indianasmith]

Bargle zumbkee. Bargle him, I say!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AoTFan]

Come taste our local water, it is pure and wonderful!

Not matter who gets elected, I'm feeling positive both side have out best interests at heart.

This low fat stuff tastes great!

Honey, you've been performing oral sex on me just too much!  I need you to slow down.