Make a sentence you're pretty sure no-one's said before!

[ER]

"Do you like the hat I'm wearing on my butt?  I special-ordered it from Myopic Milliner's, Inc. and felt that the shade of diseased snot would go well with the color of my sebacious cyst", Marianne Buttpimple said seductively.

(Psst, that's two sentences.)

[ER]

Determined to be the first to see The Hobbit, camped outside the multiplex since last Tuesday, wearing the same underwear and now almost out of Doritos, caught in a miserably cold rain beating against the olive drab canvas of his tent, he sat and shivered, hoping some woman somewhere would find his level of commitment sexy.

[retrorussell]

"Do you like the hat I'm wearing on my butt?  I special-ordered it from Myopic Milliner's, Inc. and felt that the shade of diseased snot would go well with the color of my sebacious cyst", Marianne Buttpimple said seductively.

(Psst, that's two sentences.)

I initially didn't really count it as such, since I felt it was initially a single sentence with a simple quoting of another person in it.  Maybe not.  Oh well, it was kind of a dumb one anyway. 

[Rev. Powell]

Maybe the Juggalos were right about Tila Tequila.

[retrorussell]

Hey.. if you don't smear marmalade on your sphincter, you'll never win the love of Dig 'Em the frog!

[Gst0395]

"Maybe you should simply go back to that hellhole of a college and forget that you ever saw this complete abomination that they had the nerve to call a movie!"

Makes sense? You decide.

[retrorussell]

9 out of 10 gynecologists recommend women use icicles for tampons.

[retrorussell]

Don't just stand there; help me pour hot melted cheese into this badger's coccyx!

[indianasmith]

Eva Green may well be the ugliest woman on earth naked.

[retrorussell]

Aren't you going to congratulate me for having such nice concave purple teeth?

[JaseSF]

I'm amazed by the talent and originality of popular mainstream singers nowadays who never borrow any ideas from the past.

[retrorussell]

I'm gonna tie this loop of barbed wire around my testicles and drink this gallon of bleach while gouging out my eyes with a fondue fork; won't that be fun??

[Trevor]

I'm gonna tie this loop of barbed wire around my testicles and drink this gallon of bleach while gouging out my eyes with a fondue fork; won't that be fun??

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

[Trevor]

"I am wearing clean underpants."  - Trevor T. Moses 

[retrorussell]

My dog and I just had a baby together; I'm gonna name it Twinkletoes and feed it dehydrated hamsters till it pukes!