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Started by InformationGeek, February 14, 2011, 09:34:40 PM

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InformationGeek



Unfortantely, Lisa did not hear the warning to get out of the pool before Mr. Shark did his famous corkscrew off the high dive board.
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We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

Leah


Realistic knowledge in Japanese sci-fi often censored them for being true.
yeah no.

Hammock Rider




Yeah, we fly now. SURPRISE!
Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat

Nightowl


sprite75

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

JayJayM12

Sharks have finally found the solution to waiting a half hour after eating before you swim...
Check out my movie reviews and articles at:  www.cinedump.com<br /><br />Or, don\\\'t check them out - see if I care.  You\\\'re not my real mom anyway.  Unless, you are.  In which case, whatever, I\\\'ll do what I want.  It\\\'s my hot body.  Y\\\'all don\\\'t know me.

Mr. DS

Shark:  "God@mmit!  That would have been a perfect picture if that broad didn't walk by the camera."
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Jack

Shark:  "Well, hopefully she'll soften the impact at least a little bit..."
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

retrorussell

Quote from: InformationGeek on February 14, 2011, 09:34:40 PM


The government's attempt to breed a species of flying sharks for nefarious purposes meets a strange side-effect: they're very affectionate.  Here, one plants a kiss on an admirer.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

JayJayM12

Well, at least it's not a PIG flying.  Otherwise, Carlose Mencia might have actually become funny.
Check out my movie reviews and articles at:  www.cinedump.com<br /><br />Or, don\\\'t check them out - see if I care.  You\\\'re not my real mom anyway.  Unless, you are.  In which case, whatever, I\\\'ll do what I want.  It\\\'s my hot body.  Y\\\'all don\\\'t know me.

Flangepart

In the first draft, Douglas Adams paired the bowl of Petunias with great white shark, but it wasn't as funny as the whale.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

InformationGeek

In the news today, a bungee cord accident resulted in a woman getting eaten.  Hear the strange story at 7.
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We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

Umaril The Unfeathered




Girl to Shark:  "Wow, what a lovely smile!  Whose your dentist"?
Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!

AndyC

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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Leah


Yeah, like I'll marry you when sharks fly. ohh, wait.......
yeah no.