The third worst movie of all

[Doggett]

Candyman 3: Day of the Daed.

Its the third worst film I've ever seen. 

[Flick James]

WW -

I just think it's kind of wierd that you don't seem to like most of the conventions that appear all over bad movies, yet here we are at a bad movie site. I've seen some of your commentary in the past and the reason you don't like certain films seem to be because of many of the aspects about them that many of us here love:

They're ridiculous
They're absurdly unrealistic
They're hilariously illogical and stupid

I mean, that's what bad movies are about. It doesn't make any difference to me what movies you like or dislike, or that you tell us about them. It's just that many of your posts leave me scratching my head.

[Allhallowsday]

I love KILL BILL Vol 2.    
Here's the main reason why, NSFW and spoilers!!  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQluEsgdK-E&feature=related

[ghouck]

I just don't like it when the reaity flaws in movies drive people to do stupid things.  For instance, the movie Jaws has caused millions of innocent sharks to be slaughtered.  It also caused a drop in beach visits which hurt the tourist economy of beachside cities  and towns.  Superman is also guilty of killing people, mainly naieve young boys who try to imitate him and fall to their deaths.  There was one other movie whose title I can't remember which had a scene where a bunch of college frat boys laid on their backs in the middle of a busy highway!  A number of high school and college boys have imitated that stunt with disastrous results.

I wish you could fathom just how stupid you sound right there. Are you really so simple that you think a movie DROVE people to lay in the road? Obviously you're not big on personal responsibility?

You've made the point in the past that you don't like movies that veer from reality. An intelligent person that arrives at that conclusion stops watching those kind of movies. I really don't think you 'get' the whole bad movie/b-movie thing, or the spirit of this website altogether.

[RCMerchant]

Your a troll Wyere Wizard. I will NEVER! EVER say anything good about you. I will slam you. I will fight you. I will call you every scumbag name in the book.You may fool these kids-aint fooling me. I KNOW YOU. FOOL.I dont care if everyone thinks Im wrong. I dont care. Never have. I know your a troll.

[RCMerchant]

h yeah-calling you every name in the book-TROLL-USER-SCUMBAG- LOSER!!! Im sure Andrew will reprimand me for this-but-Oh well. The guys a baiter-he baited the wrong person. WW is a troll. I will treat him as such. Sorry,Andrew. I cant stand this guy. Wanna ban me-ok-but I gotta stand my ground on WW.

[WyreWizard]

I'll raise a practical question at this point. Then why do you like bad movies?

Why, you ask?  Why do I like bad movies?  Its not that I actually LIKE them but what I DO with them.

You see, every week I invite my friends over for a little session of nitpicking the reality flaws in a movie.  We take turns renting the movie.   We each have notepads (or laptop computers) as we watch the movie.  We each take notes of the reaity flaws we see.  After the movie is over we compare notes and discuss how the particular scene with that flaw could be improved to be more plausible and realistic.

[Leah]

I'll raise a practical question at this point. Then why do you like bad movies?

Why, you ask?  Why do I like bad movies?  Its not that I actually LIKE them but what I DO with them.

You see, every week I invite my friends over for a little session of nitpicking the reality flaws in a movie.  We take turns renting the movie.   We each have notepads (or laptop computers) as we watch the movie.  We each take notes of the reaity flaws we see.  After the movie is over we compare notes and discuss how the particular scene with that flaw could be improved to be more plausible and realistic.

So I guess FICTION is out of the Picture then.....

[The Burgomaster]

h yeah-calling you every name in the book-TROLL-USER-SCUMBAG- LOSER!!! Im sure Andrew will reprimand me for this-but-Oh well. The guys a baiter-he baited the wrong person. WW is a troll. I will treat him as such. Sorry,Andrew. I cant stand this guy. Wanna ban me-ok-but I gotta stand my ground on WW.

A toast to you, RC.   

[WyreWizard]

Your a troll Wyere Wizard. I will NEVER! EVER say anything good about you. I will slam you. I will fight you. I will call you every scumbag name in the book.You may fool these kids-aint fooling me. I KNOW YOU. FOOL.I dont care if everyone thinks Im wrong. I dont care. Never have. I know your a troll.

Question, RC.  Am I holding a gun to your head and and demanding you respond to my posts and insult me?

Hey, I know I'm a troll, ok?  I mean some of my post titles say it.

And since we're exchanging insults here, I have one for you.  You're a malicious @$$.

[theedinburghbteam]

I'll raise a practical question at this point. Then why do you like bad movies?

Why, you ask?  Why do I like bad movies?  Its not that I actually LIKE them but what I DO with them.

You see, every week I invite my friends over for a little session of nitpicking the reality flaws in a movie.  We take turns renting the movie.   We each have notepads (or laptop computers) as we watch the movie.  We each take notes of the reaity flaws we see.  After the movie is over we compare notes and discuss how the particular scene with that flaw could be improved to be more plausible and realistic.

I don't like this whole troll-a-thon thread, nor do I really understand why it's even here, but goddamn man, that sounds like literally the most boring night I could ever think of attending.

This whole troll-a-thon thread is a real shame.

[Andrew]

WyreWizard's posts are intended to generate incredulous responses, such as "Is this guy serious?" However, hurling insults at him only accomplishes one thing, which is lowering the congenial tone of the whole forum.

I'm locking this thread.