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[RD]

Also Raffine, that is a hilarious review especially " Not ONCE will you get the feeling that these "actors" are paying attention to anything other than the cue cards that were doubtlessly being held off camera."

[SPazzo]

Welcome aboard RD.   I love the new avatar, by the way.

[AndyC]

Always nice to see an anonymous poster sign up and take a more active part in the board.

[A_Dubya]

Ah, squirrels are decent. They are okay with me. The black squirrels are hard to scare around here, but gray and brown ones usually just run in fear from me.

[dean]

Welcome RD!

Looking forward to seeing your flick on vimeo [its buffering as we speak.] Being a film student myself it's always good to see a few more in the industry bang on over here!

[RD]

Welcome RD!

Looking forward to seeing your flick on vimeo [its buffering as we speak.] Being a film student myself it's always good to see a few more in the industry bang on over here!

Thank you dean, and thanks for your feedback on Rust Valley.  Anyone else here into science fiction, i suggest heading into the pros/novice forum.

[Chainsawmidget]

And I swear I am not a spambot programmed to sell high end shoes or golf clubs...

... How do we know this guy isn't a spambot programmed to sell low end shoes or golf clubs ... or possibly breakdancing Robocop merchandise?


I don't trust him. 

[RD]

... How do we know this guy isn't a spambot programmed to sell low end shoes or golf clubs ... or possibly breakdancing Robocop merchandise?

So you don't want a break dancing, battery operated Robert Cop? Only $15.99!! Don't wait, call today!

[Chainsawmidget]

The line reading (I refuse to call it acting) is uniformly awful. This is a collection of deadbeat dads and strippers pretending to be in a movie between cans of Schlitz. The camera work is drunken father shooting vacation film quality and while the special effects are okay the scariest effect is the breast augmentation scars in the nude scene.

The story is awful, the sets are from a haunted Halloween put on by ADHD middle school students and once again the line reading (remember this is not acting anymore than sinking to the bottom of a pool is swimming) is distracting beyond mere words. Avoid.

The script sucks, and the performances are uniformly awful. Not ONCE will you get the feeling that these "actors" are paying attention to anything other than the cue cards that were doubtlessly being held off camera. (Just listen to the way one guy drones "Oh, baby...that feels so good" during a sex scene. Come on, if you can't even fake THAT convincingly, then there's no hope for you!) The characters spend so much time screaming and yelling at each other that I couldn't wait for the killer to wipe them all out just so they'd shut the hell up.

Sadly, that describes well over a dozen movies I've seen. 

[Criswell]

Welcome to posting on the website. If you enjoy reading it so much i'm sure you'll enjoy this!