Godzilla - Smog Monster

[venomx]

Dr. Yano: Very cute... it's spewing some kind of poisonous gas.

Old Fisherman: Huh?! Poisonous gas you say?...

Dr. Yano: Yes... it's very poisonous. Matter of fact, if you look close my hand is starting to mutate!

[Mr. DS]

"I think it may be the cat but I'm not sure."

[The Burgomaster]

Prepare the stool sample for immediate analysis!

[Hammock Rider]

  They say that if you prepare it incorrectly it will kill you but if you prepare Smog Monster properly it's really quite good.

[Jack]

Thanks, that bathroom sink's been draining slow for years.

[sprite75]

Things dug out of the plumbing at old Japanese hotels.

[RCMerchant]

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We extracted this from Charlie Sheen's ass. We believe it was inserted while alive....at his own request.

[AndyC]

"It's kind of small for all of us, but put some flour in that dish and I'll see what I can do."