most hated movies

[bob]

To me this seemed like a logical topic for a bad movie forum. Feel free to explain why a movie is on your most hated list or just post them. I'll get this started.


Alleged comedies:

Hudson Hawk
Epic Movie
Freddy Got Fingered
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
White Chicks
All About Steve
Jennifer's Body
Click


Poor adaptations:

Super Mario Brothers
Street Fighter
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
The Scarlett Letter (1995)

Hideous Horror:

Monster A Go-Go
The Happening
I Know Who Killed Me
Track of the Moon Beast

Sequels:

Saw 3D
Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones
Batman and Robin

Disastrous Drama:

The Lord the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord the Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord the Rings: The Return of the King
Lady in the Water

Musicals:

The Wizard of Oz

The Rest:

Mac and Me
Ready to Rumble


All the Lord of the Rings movies bored me to death. All they are, to me at least, are three very long and boring movies about walking to a volcano. Even the trees walked in those movies.

The Wizard of Oz is on my list of two reasons. For some reason I hate musicals. The other being that I really really hate when an entire movie, or the vast majority of it turns out to be a dream. The more I am into a film before it's revealed to be a dream the more angry I get when it's revealed to be a dream.

[indianasmith]

LORD OF THE RINGS????????

You did NOT!!!!!!

(Indy clutches his chest, spits up the ribs he has for dinner, and collapses.)

[zombie no.one]

any of the Saw films...Hostel....all this 'torture porn' or whatever they call it.

Planet Terror, I thought was boring

very disappointed with Argento's 'The Card Player'...

well there's a few, anyway

[RD]

Eagle Eye was the worst studio released film I have ever seen. I don't mind suspending my disbelief but come on! This movie doesn't just ask that you leave your brain at the door and enjoy the ride, but leave your brain at the door and ignore the rats gnawing at it.

There's a little nod to Hal 9000 with the computer reading lips, ok fine. Then when the computer can no longer see the mouths... It reads the vibrations from a coffee cup! 

The computer also manages to kill a man by dropping a Radio tower on him.

Such an insultingly stupid movie... the discount theater charged $1 for this movie, and that was too much!

[Criswell]

what! Lord of the rings and the Wizard of oz? Opinions be opinions I guess.

My most hated films are most likely

Spiderman 3
Godzilla Final Wars
Any Film by Roland Emmerich

Can't really think of anything else I hate a lot. I dislike a lot of movies, but there isn't much outright hate.

[RCMerchant]

STAR WARS. Star Wars. I went and seen star Wars in the 70's. And It killed drive in movies. They rarly played low budget movies at our local movie house after the drek that is Star Wars. I HATE STAR WARS. 

[JaseSF]

I've went into this a bit before (there's been plenty of similar threads) but well the following I really hated:

1) Armageddon
2) Natural Born Killers
3) Clerks II
4) National Lampoon's Senior Trip
5) The Waterboy
6) Step Brothers
7) Dogma
8) Boogie Nights
9) Transformers II
10) G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
11) Halloween (2007)

I still haven't been able to finish The Dark Knight either...

[Raffine]

DONDI







Hoo-boy.

[claws]

Hate is a strong word. It takes a lot for me to actually hate a movie since I'm not easily offended. Let's just say I dislike/didn't care for

Bamboozled
Howard the Duck (I don't think its the holy cult grail of badness at all, but the following this movie has still amazes me)
The Yards
Silent Hill
A Beautiful Mind
Crash (2004)
House of Sand and Fog (Ben Kingsley's big emotional scene actually made me laugh tears)
Unbreakable (I never understood why so many people drool over that one)
The Butterfly Effect (Obviously a "fan boy" favorite. Didn't do much for me)

[crackers]

CLERKS 2 - I have always been a massive Kevin Smith fan. I have even made a trip from the u.k to NJ to visit the quick stop and rst. But after watching this film for the first time I ejected it from my player and snapped it so I had no part in anyone else seeing it. Some of the Randle scenes were funny, but that was it.

[claws]

Indiana jones and the temple of doom: A movie made by a bondage freak publicly displaying his sexual fascination with women in peril. Yes, I think that's what speilberg is given the number of women in peril/bondage in his films.

Not really surprising. Everybody I know dislikes Temple of Doom or lists it as their least favorite of the series for different reasons.
I had the pleasure of watching Temple of Doom at the theater when I was young. The place was sold out and the audience went absolutely ballistic.
A crowd pleaser back then for sure and now "hated" these days. Go figure.

[RD]

If anything, Spellberg's fetish is putting little boys in peril. It happens in ET, Doom, AI, Hook, Close Encounters, Minority Report, Jurassic Park. They get their *sses kicked and always get pulled away from their father figure.

[Jack]

Death Tunnel - an entire movie edited together in that rapid-fire MTV fashion.  Few "scenes" are more than five seconds long.  Impossible to endure.

Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid - it's like they gave this project to a group of people who absolutely didn't give a damn.  Just about the most generic and predictable piece of garbage I've ever seen in my life. 

Quantum of Solace - WTF was this?  A bunch of action scenes edited together so you can't tell what the hell's going on, a laughably stupid plot, and James Bond barely has any dialogue for the first half of the movie?   

[Leah]

Some of these will be controversial, so don't be surprised.

Citizen Kane- I hated it because the main character has this superb ego that, to me, stretches far beyond to what I know today.

Monster A Go-go- "Hey, I got an idea, let's use that unfinished movie from 1961 and finish it with a twist ending!" don't do that!

A.I.- Just went for to f'ing long.

Blade Runner- I don't mind the FX, but the story line is....is kinda out dated today. I can't get how it's a neo-noir film.

Xanadu- I had nightmares for 2 straight weeks after watching this film.

[Olivia Bauer]

LORD OF THE RINGS????????

You did NOT!!!!!!

(Indy clutches his chest, spits up the ribs he has for dinner, and collapses.)

I should have you burned at the steak for insulting Lord of the Rings.