Anybody here seen a ghost, UFO, Bigfoot, or anything like that?

[ghouck]

No but I was present at an undersea, unexplained mass sponge migration!

The sponges migrated about a foot-and-a-half.

[ghouck]

About a year or so ago I was sitting in my room and I could hear some voices behind my door. It was whispers that I could hear but not understand.

Could be schizophrenia. I once took medicine with vicoden in it and it made me hallucinate, much in a very similar way.

[Criswell]

Could be schizophrenia. I once took medicine with vicoden in it and it made me hallucinate, much in a very similar way.

I wasn't taking any Medicine at the time, I'm pretty sure i'm not schizophrenic since i have never had any other symptoms of it. I'm still not completely sure it was ghosts, but my house is pretty old.

[ghouck]

Could be schizophrenia. I once took medicine with vicoden in it and it made me hallucinate, much in a very similar way.

I wasn't taking any Medicine at the time, I'm pretty sure i'm not schizophrenic since i have never had any other symptoms of it. I'm still not completely sure it was ghosts, but my house is pretty old.

Are you fairly well-off? I know someone (knew, I believe she died recently) that owned a hotel, and some relatives that came to help her run it when things were bad actually put a small speaker in her mattress and were trying to 'brainwash' her. They were telling her to give the hotel and everything else she owned to them while she was sleeping.

[Criswell]

Yeah I'm well off. No crazy relatives here.

[Rev. Powell]

I saw the Loch Ness Monster. . .

. . .it lives in my pants.

That would explain why no one has been able to verify its existence all these years. 

[ghouck]

I saw the Loch Ness Monster. . .

. . .it lives in my pants.

That would explain why no one has been able to verify its existence all these years. 

Is that why you've been asking me for pictures of it on a regular basis?

[hudders]

I saw the Loch Ness Monster. . .

. . .it lives in my pants.

That would explain why no one has been able to verify its existence all these years. 

A couple of guys went down there in '92 but they never came back.

[Cthulhu]

I saw the Loch Ness Monster. . .

. . .it lives in my pants.

That would explain why no one has been able to verify its existence all these years. 

A couple of guys went down there in '92 but they never came back.

[Killer Bees]

I watched "The Fourth Kind" with Milla Jovovich last night.  The premise of alien abduction wsa pretty compelling.  I won't spoil it be putting up the ending but the movie freaked me out.

If that kind of thing really goes on, we should be very afraid living on this unguarded little planet. 

[akiratubo]

When I was growing up, I had a ghost who lived in the space between the door to my room and the wall it opened against.  It was just a faint, green glow.  I called him "Mr. Ghost".  I was never afraid of Mr. Ghost, on the contrary he was a somehow reassuring presence.

(Note: I do not believe that ghosts are or ever were human.  I'm not sure what they are but definitely not human.)

I also saw a ... thing at my apartment when I lived in Morristown.  My cat woke me up because he was freaking out.  When I opened my eyes I saw this indescribably hideous thing standing over my bed, looking down at me.  When I saw it, it turned away and put its arms in front of its face, as if it knew how ugly it was and didn't want to be seen, then it disappeared.  I spent the rest of the night sitting up on the couch.  My cat was glued to me, and he would periodically look up the stairs and growl.  My cat calmed down a little bit after the sun came up and I felt more at ease, too.  Nothing like that ever happened again.

[hudders]

Why are most ghosts depicted as human? You get the occasional horse, (normally with headless rider), and dog but why aren't slaughterhouse districts plagued by mass pig and cattle hauntings? Maybe they are, I've never heard of such stories. Perhaps butchers keep that kind of thing secret so as to not frighten everybody into becoming vegetarian?

I've never heard of a tree having a ghost either. Where's the cut-off point? If lumberjacks complained about the ghosts of giant redwoods stumbling around their houses at the dead of night, they'd be carted off to the psychiatrist for something experimental and dangerous. Imply you might have a more usual spectre and you're merely met with knowing nods and sympathy.

To cut a long story short, I'm being haunted by my leather couch. How do I help it cross over?

[venomx]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRlY5b11CYA&feature=player_embedded#at=35

WTH. Damn that's a great catch!

[Flick James]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRlY5b11CYA&feature=player_embedded#at=35

WTH. Damn that's a great catch!

Well, that's a car's headlights. That's pretty obvious. Now, what the hell is a car doing driving in the sky?

[venomx]

1985 DeLorean?