SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR POOPING AT WORK

[macabre]

Hi
I cannot believe that no-one(especially you guys) has not mentioned the Sperm Whale guy.
This is the guy who perhaps has just seen one of his female colleagues seductively eat a banana,or maybe it is a warm day and she is wearing something loose.
Any way this is the guy who for whatever reason has found that the old snake is rearing its head and wishes to come out of the basket.

Not to be found out and left looking like a fool he does what every hot blooded male does,he releases the Kraken.
I must admit i have been found out wanting a Sperm Whale once,this was when i was doing replacement for my school studies.
I located (what i thought) was a toilet that seemed to be in an ideal location and proceeded to create my little story involving myself this young lady and a neighbour of mine,just as i was about to bare the fruits of my creation i heard  someone enter the toilet,guys you know that feeling of rejection.

Any way don't forget to enter the Sperm Whale in this category.

[Trevor]

I try not to poo (can't believe I'm typing this  ) at work

Think of it like this:

Poo at work = getting paid to poo.

I just actually had to go about half an hour ago. 

[hudders]

I try not to poo (can't believe I'm typing this  ) at work

Think of it like this:

Poo at work = getting paid to poo.

I just actually had to go about half an hour ago. 

And you're holding it in!?

[Psycho Circus]

Funniest thing I've read for a while. I must admit, that I may be an Uncle Ted. 

Me and some other guys at work have some general rules;

-That you never use the middle urinal or cubicle
-Always wipe the seat before using (some guy malts pubes real bad)
-Only poop when the gents is empty when you enter
-Wait until the gents is empty before you exit the cubicle and make your escape

There's is one guy though, who just farts ALL THE TIME and does it in front of ANYONE. His butt fumes smell like he's been eating dog food... 

[hudders]

Funniest thing I've read for a while. I must admit, that I may be an Uncle Ted. 

Me and some other guys at work have some general rules;

-That you never use the middle urinal or cubicle

Reminds me of this:

http://www.icanhasinternets.com/2010/02/mens-restroom-etiquette-visual-guide/

[Trevor]

I try not to poo (can't believe I'm typing this  ) at work

Think of it like this:

Poo at work = getting paid to poo.

I just actually had to go about half an hour ago. 

And you're holding it in!?

Not anymore, thankfully.