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Unfortunate, Ironic or Oddly Appropriate Names

Started by AndyC, April 28, 2011, 09:02:20 AM

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AndyC

This was partly inspired by the "Old Ads" thread, when it turned to ads with unintended sexual meanings. Made me think of this realtor who works in the area where I used to live. Back when I worked on a real estate paper in the early 90s, we used to get a chuckle out of Gaye Males. It appears she's still selling real estate, and (not surprisingly) pictures such as this one are quite easy to find online. Somebody even made a motivational poster.

Hopefully that's her married name. If that's the name she grew up with, I can imagine guys in high school staying clear of her to avoid the inevitable ribbing about having a thing for Gaye Males. :teddyr:

So, let's come up with some ads, signs or other material with names that give us an unintended laugh.
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Raffine

For years the name "I.P. Rainwater" was in our local phone book.
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AndyC

As a kid, when we went to visit my mom's relatives, we passed through the small town of Erin, Ontario. The "Butcher Family Funeral Home" always made me laugh. I don't have a picture of the sign, but here's the website.
http://www.butcherfamilyfuneralhome.ca/
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Derf

When I worked for a printer, we used to do some business with another printing operation run by a man named Harry Johnson. I always giggled when I had to email him.

And then there's the famouse Hogg family of Texas. Ima Hogg was considered the "First Lady of Texas" and a great patron of the arts.
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Joe the Destroyer

I still get a kick out of one former NASCAR driver's name: Dick Trickle.

The Burgomaster

DICK POLE - Former major league baseball pitcher


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AndyC

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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Psycho Circus


Ed, Ego and Superego

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes

Psycho Circus


Cthulhu

I saw the name "Dick Everhard" somewhere....

Allhallowsday

If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

ghouck

There was a guy at my high school named Jack Golf
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Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

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