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Started by The Burgomaster, May 09, 2011, 12:42:48 PM

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The Burgomaster

If we had a museum that would allow future generations to truly understand the contributors to this forum, what would we put on display as key exhibits?  I think the centerpiece of the entire thing would need to be:

* TREVOR'S UNDERPANTS - Perhaps a variety, following Trevor from infancy to old age?

I'll open the floodgates for other ideas . . . several should be obvious!

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He is my contribution. 
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I could probably contribute a few broken pairs of Super-Dark Red KD Sunglasses.
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Newt

Paquita would do the decor: it would need at least one 'red room'

Doggett's Elvira standee.

A collection of RC's artworks.
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LilCerberus

We'd need to dedicate an entire wing to vhs.

I can imagine walls full of worn out VCRs, dozens of floor displays of examples of chewed-up tapes of every genre, & maybe one or two examples bootlegs & stuff we taped off late night rabbit ears.
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The Burgomaster

Quote from: LilCerberus on May 09, 2011, 02:44:27 PM
We'd need to dedicate an entire wing to vhs.

I can imagine walls full of worn out VCRs, dozens of floor displays of examples of chewed-up tapes of every genre, & maybe one or two examples bootlegs & stuff we taped off late night rabbit ears.

I vote for a copy of ALIEN, which I'm pretty sure was the first videotape I ever rented . . . and it was on BETA, not VHS!

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

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Newt's whip. (Admit it, fellas. We all want to see it)

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LilCerberus

Don't forget the cafe & gift shop.

Cheese Dogs, or just cheese, $0.50 DVDs of Comfort Zone, and who wouldn't make a b-line (pardon the pun) for those Glow-In-The-Dark Slime Drop buttons, Slime Drop lollipops, keychains, bottle openers..... :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
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The Burgomaster

Quote from: Doggett on May 09, 2011, 02:49:56 PM
Newt's whip. (Admit it, fellas. We all want to see it)

I made a minor correction for you:

Newt's whip. (Admit it, fellas. We all want to feel it)   :teddyr:



"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

LilCerberus

Quote from: The Burgomaster on May 09, 2011, 03:56:11 PM
Quote from: Doggett on May 09, 2011, 02:49:56 PM
Newt's whip. (Admit it, fellas. We all want to see it)

I made a minor correction for you:

Newt's whip. (Admit it, fellas. We all want to feel it)   :teddyr:





Well, no museum would be complete these days without some interactive displays.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
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Cthulhu

Quote from: The Burgomaster on May 09, 2011, 12:42:48 PM
If we had a museum that would allow future generations to truly understand the contributors to this forum, what would we put on display as key exhibits?  I think the centerpiece of the entire thing would need to be:

* TREVOR'S UNDERPANTS - Perhaps a variety, following Trevor from infancy to old age?

I'll open the floodgates for other ideas . . . several should be obvious!


It wouldn't be safe to simply cover them by glass for all to see....they need to be stored under 2 metres of lead.

ghouck

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A whole section of RC's Bela stuff!
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