Main Menu

SKINEMAX/SHOWTIME AFTER HOURS/SOFTPORN CABLE MEMORIES

Started by retrorussell, May 21, 2011, 05:29:49 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

Derf

I remember a few of these. There's one that sticks in my mind, but I can't remember the name. It was set in New York (though it was all in a studio in, I think, Denmark). It was a comedy about a photographer whose kid brother came to visit. He's an erotic photographer, and his kid brother immediately starts trying to do the same. The building where they live is some kind of artist's haven. I remember one lady is getting a body cast in plaster, only the artist gets the plaster formula wrong, so she is stuck in the cast for most of the movie, finally breaking out and doing a naked dance to celebrate. The kid brother films an erotic music video of supposedly the "next big group," which is finally shown at the climax ( :lookingup:) of the movie. Lots of nudity, not much sex. Anybody else remember the name of this one?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Newt

Quote from: Derf on May 22, 2011, 07:35:01 AM
I remember a few of these. There's one that sticks in my mind, but I can't remember the name. It was set in New York (though it was all in a studio in, I think, Denmark). It was a comedy about a photographer whose kid brother came to visit. He's an erotic photographer, and his kid brother immediately starts trying to do the same. The building where they live is some kind of artist's haven. I remember one lady is getting a body cast in plaster, only the artist gets the plaster formula wrong, so she is stuck in the cast for most of the movie, finally breaking out and doing a naked dance to celebrate. The kid brother films an erotic music video of supposedly the "next big group," which is finally shown at the climax ( :lookingup:) of the movie. Lots of nudity, not much sex. Anybody else remember the name of this one?

Could it be this one, Derf?

Perfect Timing (TV 1986)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091746/
"May I offer you a Peek Frean?" - Walter Bishop
"Thank you for appreciating my descent into deviant behavior, Mr. Reese." - Harold Finch

Rev. Powell

Quote from: RCMerchant on May 22, 2011, 12:58:12 AM
They hadda lotta those Emmanuelle movies too.
I remember BLACK EMMANUELLE.


Oh yes... with the great Laura Gemser! 



She's Indonesian, not black...

She strarred in a bunch of Emmanuelle movies, even played "Emmanuelle" in prison in one of them.  Beautiful woman!
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

rebel_1812

Does anyone remeber the name of the softcore porn on the spanish language channel they used to play in the late 90s and early 2000s?
*********************

Derf

Quote from: Newt on May 22, 2011, 07:49:09 AM
Quote from: Derf on May 22, 2011, 07:35:01 AM
I remember a few of these. There's one that sticks in my mind, but I can't remember the name. It was set in New York (though it was all in a studio in, I think, Denmark). It was a comedy about a photographer whose kid brother came to visit. He's an erotic photographer, and his kid brother immediately starts trying to do the same. The building where they live is some kind of artist's haven. I remember one lady is getting a body cast in plaster, only the artist gets the plaster formula wrong, so she is stuck in the cast for most of the movie, finally breaking out and doing a naked dance to celebrate. The kid brother films an erotic music video of supposedly the "next big group," which is finally shown at the climax ( :lookingup:) of the movie. Lots of nudity, not much sex. Anybody else remember the name of this one?

Could it be this one, Derf?

Perfect Timing (TV 1986)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091746/

I think that's it. What are you doing watching dirty movies, Newt?  :bouncegiggle: :twirl: :wink:
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Newt

Quote from: Derf on May 22, 2011, 02:40:37 PMWhat are you doing watching dirty movies, Newt?  :bouncegiggle: :twirl: :wink:

:tongueout:  Knew you'd say that!  I almost sent it as a pm instead, just because!   :wink:
"May I offer you a Peek Frean?" - Walter Bishop
"Thank you for appreciating my descent into deviant behavior, Mr. Reese." - Harold Finch

Flick James

The late 70's and early 80's had these subscription services that competing with cable, like ONTV and SelecTV. My parents had SelecTV. It was just a single subscription channel that would run movies that weren't available for syndication yet, some specials and concert events, and such. SelecTV had this thing called Nightowl Theatre, which I would sometimes sneak in when I could.

I remember the old Lady Chatterly and Emmanuelle movies, sure. And a bunch of other I don't remember the names of.

There was one that was some kind of spoof of The Love Boat, where a couple of guys disguise themselves as women and get on board a females-only cruise ship, and you can ony guess where it goes from there. In the thrilling climax (pun intended), they managed to justify a late 70's/early 80's cruise ship being invaded by a band of 18-century-looking pirates, and sexual chaos ensues.
I don't always talk about bad movies, but when I do, I prefer badmovies.org

retrorussell

A bout de sexe, 1975?
I remember way back when seeing some movie called "The Sex Boat" in the late '70s/early '80s cable listings, which probably was a Euro-softcore flick under an alternate title.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Flick James

Quote from: retrorussell on May 23, 2011, 01:56:44 PM
A bout de sexe, 1975?
I remember way back when seeing some movie called "The Sex Boat" in the late '70s/early '80s cable listings, which probably was a Euro-softcore flick under an alternate title.

How funny. I looked it up and that is indeed the movie.
I don't always talk about bad movies, but when I do, I prefer badmovies.org

retrorussell

Quote from: Flick James on May 23, 2011, 02:06:04 PM
Quote from: retrorussell on May 23, 2011, 01:56:44 PM
A bout de sexe, 1975?
I remember way back when seeing some movie called "The Sex Boat" in the late '70s/early '80s cable listings, which probably was a Euro-softcore flick under an alternate title.

How funny. I looked it up and that is indeed the movie.
:thumbup: Good deal!
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

66Crush

There was a movie called "Lap Dancing" that was a "Showgirls" knock off. It had Tawny Mclure (ex-wife of Jouney's keyboardist) and Lorissa McComas (porn star). I also remember a british movie called "The Rachel Paper's."  This kid who look's like Mick Jagger ends up banging a hot American girl played by a very young Ione Skye. She was naked and in a ton of sex scenes, good stuff.

Psycho Circus

Quote from: 66Crush on May 28, 2011, 11:23:00 PM
I also remember a british movie called "The Rachel Paper's."  This kid who look's like Mick Jagger ends up banging a hot American girl played by a very young Ione Skye. She was naked and in a ton of sex scenes, good stuff.

Yeah, Dexter Fletcher was a lucky guy...

Mr. DS

I recall going through puberty putting a VHS tape in on the TV my parents never used and letting it record Showtime until the late hours.  When I got up the next morning it was a fast forward fest to find the nudies scenes in the movies.  Spank material is much too easy for today's generation to come by. 
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

little

I still remember this one Skinemax movie that aired in 1989 or 1990 in which there was a female prison and female prisoners cleaning up debris on the side of a highway and then a make guard or two has sex with a few in the bathroom, bus and van. Does anybody know what this movie title is? I also remember a pilot and chick get it on in either a hotel bathroom or airplane bathroom. I thought it was one of the Red Shoe Diary episodes but I can't find it, it would have aired in the mid 90s.

BloodyChamp

What was the movie about a man married to a woman named "Heather"? He told Heather to "com on" when they were doing it and she replied "what do you want me to do howl at the moon"? The man went on to cheat with some blonde.