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Hairy or smooth?

Started by The Burgomaster, June 15, 2011, 01:18:46 PM

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Do you have a hairy chest or is your chest smooth?

Hairy as an ape!
Average amount of hair.
Some hair, but mostly smooth.
Smooth as a baby's ass.

The Burgomaster

After the ladies answer, I'll start another poll for the guys.  :teddyr:
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Psycho Circus

My chest is pretty smooth apart from some hair near my belly button and a patch of hair next to my left nipple that seems to resemble the old soviet union...

Cthulhu

Quote from: Circus Circus on June 15, 2011, 03:23:38 PM
My chest is pretty smooth apart from some hair near my belly button and a patch of hair next to my left nipple that seems to resemble the old soviet union...
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RCMerchant

Smooth.
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Criswell

I could be mistaken for bigfoot i'm pretty sure. I have hair everywhere. Except my back, which I think might be getting some.

retrorussell

Mine might slightly be hairier than average, but nowhere near Robin Williams or Gil Gerard.
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JaseSF

Average amount - not a big lot really but enough to run your hands through (which my girlfriend likes).
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Mr. DS

I have chest patch which makes me look like Blanka from Street Fighter 2.
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Derf

I've got a lot of chest hair. But I already discussed my world-class nipple hairs in another thread, so I think I'll just leave it at that.
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Quote from: Derf on June 15, 2011, 09:13:07 PM
I've got a lot of chest hair. But I already discussed my world-class nipple hairs in another thread, so I think I'll just leave it at that.

But you can still tell the ladies 10", right?

I've got a weird hair distribution. I thought I would be hairy as a kid, because my legs got very hairy very soon, but the rest of me has got its own agenda.

My upper body is only slightly hairy; a bit on my chest, a bit on my arms. I've got a hairy patch on my lower back, like a monkey, but no hair on the rest of it.

My face is where it gets weird. I've got a monobrow, but not that noticeable since my eyebrows are so much thicker than the middle part. The odd thing is that my eyebrows actually have a light bit of continuity between both my hairline and my beard. Essentially, I'm an Ewok. Lots of facial hair, and yet my beard doesn't really grow in that thick.

For the record, I'm a fan of ladies with strong eyebrows. I think it's a shame so many of them pluck them to nothing (or worse, shave them off).
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W\regard to chest hair, I look like one of the Gargantuas, just call me Sanda  :smile:
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Quote from: The Burgomaster on June 15, 2011, 01:18:46 PM
After the ladies answer, I'll start another poll for the guys.  :teddyr:

LMAO  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
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dean


Average, though patchy in places.  Chest was always not very hairy, but maybe in my 'old age' [sn****r] it seems like I'm growing more chest hairs than I have previously. 

On another topic, I haven't shaved this week and I don't think anyone's noticed.  When I was on holidays recently I didn't shave for three weeks and I have to say, it was patchy at best.  I took a photo, and you'd have to zoom in to notice anything in the way of major growth...
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