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Who Should Andrew Borntreger ask to the Marine Ball?

Started by WildHoosier09, July 15, 2011, 06:17:24 AM

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WildHoosier09

So as you may have seen on the news the latest thing is for Marines to ask famous actors/actresses via youtube for dates to the Marine ball. At this rate they might as well run a red carpet next to the camoflauge carpet for all the famous folks who would be there.

So if Andrew was to ask someone to the Marine Ball who should it be and why?

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Anne Hathaway.

She's gorgeous and classy, yet she's done a couple of movies, like Havoc that suggest if you put her in a ballroom full of Marines she might muss her hair a bit.
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I think Andrew is confident enough in his masculinity to branch out and make a statement...Maybe Ro-man (or Ro-Woman if we can find a tutu)


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Quote from: Jack on July 15, 2011, 07:18:02 AM
I think Lindsay Lohan could give our Andrew an evening he wouldn't soon forget  :teddyr:


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Pam Grier. She has cult movie cred, and she's still hot for her age. RC would be jealous though.
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She'd make a great date-she likes Marine life!  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

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Quote from: Ash on July 15, 2011, 06:39:48 PM
I'm pretty sure he'd ask Milla Jovovich.



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Quote from: Andrew on July 15, 2011, 07:48:16 PM
Quote from: Ash on July 15, 2011, 06:39:48 PM
I'm pretty sure he'd ask Milla Jovovich.



This is almost the answer.  I would take Leeloo.  Not Milla, but Leeloo.

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Quote from: Andrew on July 15, 2011, 07:48:16 PM
Quote from: Ash on July 15, 2011, 06:39:48 PM
I'm pretty sure he'd ask Milla Jovovich.
...This is almost the answer.  I would take Leeloo.  Not Milla, but Leeloo.

I wonder how Mrs Borntreger would feel about that?  :question: 
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Quote from: WildHoosier09 on July 15, 2011, 06:17:24 AM
So as you may have seen on the news the latest thing is for Marines to ask famous actors/actresses via youtube for dates to the Marine ball. At this rate they might as well run a red carpet next to the camoflauge carpet for all the famous folks who would be there.

So if Andrew was to ask someone to the Marine Ball who should it be and why?

WingedSerpent: I'd never heard of this before.  I didn't know the military had this sort of thing. Yup, I didn't thik marines had balls.  heh heh heh.

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he should take Enya to the ball.

She just is one composed singer. :lookingup:
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