Comments?

[The Burgomaster]

I think using "tet tet's" as a possessive is inexcusable.

[Criswell]

At least he used an apostrophe on "Can't".

[akiratubo]

My eyes are now bleeding.

[Rev. Powell]

Asusna must be heartbroken.  He's a real catch.

[bob]

my head hurts after reading that

[indianasmith]

All the heartbreak and struggle of the Civil Rights struggle . . . for this?

MLK must be turning over in his grave.

[ghouck]

I wish I had a daughter so I could forbid her from dating him.

[RCMerchant]

Future TV network executive in the making.

[Flick James]

Very similar to my style of writing. I'm surprised that nobody picked up on it.

[Leah]

You Damn kids with your new style of poorly written sentences!

[Psycho Circus]

I bet it was a real struggle for him to finish that wonderful, heartfelt letter without his head falling off onto the page...

[Doggett]

Asusna sed sheee woodnut shoo mi leter to aniwon.


Im sad.

[Leah]

wait, the first sentence has a double negative, meaning he will stay with her. is this fool for real? Is that what middle school boys only think about- sex? This guy is an idiot!!!!

[Mofo Rising]

All the heartbreak and struggle of the Civil Rights struggle . . . for this?

MLK must be turning over in his grave.

There's nothing in the letter to indicate the child is black, so the comment is unwarranted. Unless I misunderstand you and you are referring to MLK's life-long commitment to good grammar. Then, no problem.

At any rate, apparently this other girl has got that ass and those tet tet's, so this birthday deal is sounding pretty sweet. Then again, if they are indeed both crips, a bad breakup here could induce a social strain in the otherwise indelible solidarity of that organization.

[InformationGeek]

I have so much inner turmoil after reading this.  I'm not sure if I should be laughing or crying.  If this is our future, we are royally screwed.