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Started by Leah, August 01, 2011, 10:32:41 PM

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Leah

August 01, 2011, 10:32:41 PM

^The personal ass kicker, only $149.99! Try it out for 30 days, and if your not satisfied, SCREW YOU THEN!!!!
yeah no.

Umaril The Unfeathered

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August 03, 2011, 03:30:59 PM


"Tired of always putting your foot in your mouth? Now you can literally  beat yourself to death over simple mistakes as you put a foot up your OWN ass with the Ass-Kicker 5000!

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any damages arising as a result of putting a foot in your ass and one in your mouth at the same time.


Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
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